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[Newge @IamNewge]

There’s a new ruler of the kingdom @centerpointbrew and he’s a god damn tyrant. #MedievalMadness @pindypinball

[Newge @IamNewge]

@ibogost Did you ever consider long pressing the backspace button? Or did you just take to your keyboard and start typing this long winded, worthless article?

[Newge @IamNewge]

I don’t always spend the most on clothes. When I do I expect performance as advertised. Here’s a pic of my brand new $128 “wrinkle resistant” @lululemon pants after wash and dry. My slim fit dockers don’t advertise wrinkle resistance and look better than this at 1/3 the cost.

[Newge @IamNewge]

Colorado? It’s Chappelle inviting his neighbors in Beaver Creek, Ohio. Must amaze you that Chappelle would choose to live amongst and address the peasants in the Midwest. You missed part of the message Karen.

[Lorraine Ali @LorraineAli]

Dave Chappelle: His George Floyd set is an anguished history of violence https://t.co/q6yIanWBiQ

[Newge @IamNewge]

@mrswilliams8488 I have to wear one at many customers I visit. I can’t imagine 8 hrs. 5 days per week. Hope you’re well sis!

[Newge @IamNewge]

.@radleybalko I’m a huge fan of your work. I’m incredibly frustrated that you retweeted this. Profiling? Very likely. FBI agent? No. You’re a journalist. Be better. This doesn’t help.

[Newge @IamNewge]

Push the launch button hoser.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

"Take off, eh". Bob and Doug directly before liftoff

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

"Take off, eh". Bob and Doug directly before liftoff

[NASA @NASA]

We have liftoff. History is made as @NASA_Astronauts launch from @NASAKennedy for the first time in nine years on the @SpaceX Crew Dragon:

[Newge @IamNewge]

Recently returned to Ted Dead Redemption after two months of @animalcrossing - lining Tom Nooks pockets. Arthur Morgan has never had an itchier trigger finger.

[Newge @IamNewge]

Horribly underrated rock album. #rock #music

[Randy @randy__vision]

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO SHOOT ON SIGHT

REWARD: 10 MILLION BELLS AND 300 NOOK MILES TICKETS

[HL Mencken @HLMenckenBot]

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. #truth

[Newge @IamNewge]

Woah! @PostMalone the Nirvana set was incredible! Dude is untouchable. Able to put on a bad ass show, raise money, AND avoid being crucified for his golden AK on the wall and OSS suppressor hat. https://t.co/H0iTvW90BF

[Newge @IamNewge]

Your enormous chiclets perfectly match the yellow ingredients holders in the background. @sternshow #bababooey

[Gary Dell'Abate @robertAbooey]

Alice”s kitchen

[HL Mencken @HLMenckenBot]

I propose we allow citizens to pummel, cowhide, kick, gouge, wound, bruise, maim, burn, club, bastinado, flay, or lynch gov't jobholders

[Newge @IamNewge]

The #Whitehouse has already issued an apology and edit. #POTUS meant to say “Go back to the kitchen you came from” https://t.co/pMBehYsfsq

[Newge @IamNewge]

What I can’t believe is how excited announcer guy is about this dude getting his stones blasted. #Wimbledon #Wimbledon2019

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

This is the most gruesome and violent tennis match I've seen in decades of watching the sport, and this is the least of it

[Newge @IamNewge]

Pills and skanks aren’t ⁦@JimIrsay⁩’s only weakness. https://t.co/auNGiiqs2K

[HL Mencken @HLMenckenBot]

The intelligent, like the unintelligent, are responsive to propaganda.

[Newge @IamNewge]

FYI @sternshow, I’m pretty sure #bobo’s “conjitive” was meant to be cognizant.