The Puke

Originality is the key to life. Who are you if all you do is copy everyone else?

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So what's next in this #assbackward world of ours? @McDonalds #happymeals will no longer have #boy or #girl toys just simply IT toys.

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@JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump taxes are of no concern to me the regular working class American. Go sniff some more girls and forget your name and what office you are trying to weasel your way into.

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@VancityReynolds as if the drink @AviationGin wasn't good enough it comes with the man himself on it. #staythirsty #drinkresponsibly

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Hey @Activision @InfinityWard kindly remove any of your political crap from the parts of the game I paid for. I didn't spend money on it to be force fed #bullshit #AllLivesMattter

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Maybe if the #DoNothingDemocrats stopped pushing false accusations and actually did what's best for Americans. #justsaying

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Hey @InfinityWard how about an option to not participate in the waste of time gulag?

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Hershel Greene : You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now you don't have a choice. #stayinside

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Going live in 5

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Thanks a lot @CarlsJr for this pile of slop. Made like shit just for me!! 😡

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@SonyPictures my son has food allergies, but unlike most #pretentious assholes I understand what a #joke is. #PeterRabbit #funnyshit

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I knew there was a reason I didn't watch the #Grammys2018 besides the parading of the great loser @HillaryClinton it sucked as a whole.

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Nothing beats being questioned by a @Walmart employee about how long you will be in the #shitter like really dude mind your business.

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Except its really not.

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I don't want FOP dammit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!

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Hey @realDonaldTrump will you kill this fucker already?

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I'm getting damn tired of #motherfuckers trying to get up in my #koolaid stop being petty as little talkers. That's my #rideordie woman.

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So @NintendoAmerica what uh...what...what's going on here? What's the message with this?

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A @rockstarenergy drink, a #strange meat plate at a shady Mexican dive and all I need now is some gas station sushi and my stomach is gone🤢

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Suggestion: Leave earlier so you don't look like an #asshole at the same red light as everyone you just sped past and cut off. #moron

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Your #famous and you're married to someone more famous then you. You #cheat with a #broke #bimbo you think she'll keep her mouth shut 4free?