(((Ian Cumbers)))

Hello darkness, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again...

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

(c) @aga2349 - Agnieszka Gulczynska - https://t.co/bb1AieYlAW

[Agent M @londongal76]

take action to stop bullying - Sign the Petition https://t.co/xbQUYvURSm via @UKChange @CBSi @jonathansfrakes @SirPatStew please help us preserve the ethos of Star Trek and get Scopely to stop the online harassment and bullying going on in the Star Trek Fleet Command game

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@StarTrekFleet @scopely @StarTrekFleet Stop abuse and bullying. Don't let them get away with it just because they pay your company a lot of money! Your actions say that you don't care about your customers and players #BoycottPaymentsToScopley #ScopleyStopAbuseAndBullying #SaveHiveMind

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@scopely @StarTrekFleet Stop abuse and bullying. Don't let them get away with it just because they pay your company a lot of money! Your actions say that you don't care about your customers and players #BoycottPaymentsToScopley #ScopleyStopAbuseAndBullying #SaveHiveMind

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@TrailerTrainer @TrailerTrainer - "I think you'll find 'Martin Lovell' is rapidly becoming another word for pillock.". There, fixed it for you, you dumb piece of trash.

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

Innovative growing solutions for urban gardeners https://t.co/tbknbYW2aK

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@GAMEBasing That's great. Thanks.

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@GAMEBasing Hi. Do have a Nintendo Classic Mini SNES in stock? Thanks.

[Ian Mc @McGlynnimino]

Just held a door open for two women and one of them said "you're ok, we're capable of opening our own doors".

Now I was brought up to have manners and show respect, but some women these days really do make it difficult. For the record, I also hold doors open for men.

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

Morning Twitter ! 👋 😆#FridayFeeling

[Nic J @tismenic70]

Breaking : A farmer taking his sheep to market was arrested on the M1 this morning..

A police spokesperson said the farmer had missed his junction.. And was spotted doing an illegal ewe turn..... 🐑 🚜 🤣🤣🤣

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@CJCampalot 😕🤔

[Dan @dnrhds]

Things the UK can't deal with:
Two inches of snow
Heat over 25 degrees
Drones
KFC running out of chicken
A woman playing The Doctor
Supermarkets closing for Christmas Day
Vegan sausage rolls from Greggs

Things the UK thinks it can deal with:
A World War
A No-Deal Brexit

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I hope that’s an ironing board and not a giant cockroach looking at me....

[(((Ian Cumbers))) @IanCumbers]

@ApolaPets https://t.co/qnxVCi8Yhv

[maria 🌈 @mjbop]

@MissEllieMae i can't believe no one in the replies is talking about winnie byanyima's comments because they knocked me out of the park tbfh

[Nic J @tismenic70]

Breaking:It's been reported that an intruder at a French bread bakery fell through the roof last night and land on a palette of baguettes..

A police spokesperson said the man in question was found alive.. But in a lot of pain.. 🙄 🥖 🥖🥖
#SozNotSoz 😜🤣😜🤣
#TellUsAJoke

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What will future generations think of us enslaving whales as tourist attractions, torturing bulls to death for entertainment, and ripping foxes apart for sport? #EndAnimalCruelty

[Nutmeg Is Trans as fuck tbh @Puppy_Doll__]

Well I think I am excited about my future for the first time in years