Ian Davis

Looking for a job in an old bookstore where I help solve paranormal mysteries all day

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@WillSasso

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@TomSchnauz Was "Ding-Dong and Ditch" ever discussed as a possible title for 608?

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I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. #TheRehearsal

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@petergould Was 'Ding-Dong and Ditch' ever discussed as a potential title for 608?

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@goodman_mcgill

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@weather_wolf67 @AdrenaL94365239 It premiered at the Tribeca film festival the title has yet to be released.

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@DavidHolves Sure, Daniel is clothed the entire time which paradoxically makes the whole act more sexually perverse.

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Was lucky enough to attend the season 6 episode 8 premier of Better Call Saul. Everyone has been asking so here is my write up on the cold open, do not read if you want to avoid spoilers. #BCS #BetterCallSaul

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Do they make a vape that looks like an inhaler so I can use it at work?

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I'm trying to lose weight, so that drugs are more effective.

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@thr0wsException @kennyhotz @YouTube Which episode is missing?

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My apartment burned down and I lost my gaming rig, so i'm entering competitions at this point. I entered for a chance to win an RTX Video Card from @jayztwocents Click this link for your chance too! https://t.co/W3j3GK2Dfh

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Tonight I'm trying out streaming a game with some old friends for the first time! The game is called The Ship and its an old way underrated murder mystery type game. So few people play this game I actually had to pay to host a server for us to hop on. Come https://t.co/IV05IzqYKf

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There's no dignified way to eat a nerds rope.

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Most of my opinions are just things I recently heard someone say with conviction

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Its kind of nice how every niche fetish once had no porn online, but one day some guy with a camera said "I can't live in a world without this"

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When they call my number at a restaraunt I feel like I won something.

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If I had a time machine I would only use it to skip from the fun moment of making plans to see a friend to the fun moment of getting home after seeing them.

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I think the pitch for Waffle House was "have you ever felt under dressed at IHOP?"

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If you have a tiny apartment you can still refer to one half as a "wing" to impress friends. Leaving the living room for the bedroom? "I'll be retiring to the eastern wing"