Ian Happ's Bulge

the official Twitter account of Ian Happ's massive bulge

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⚾️👀 so would you say he’ll “never go back”? #bulge

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@TalkinYanks check swing obviously went too far. ball hit batter. dead ball. strike 3. inning over. correct call.

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⚾️ um…@ihapp_1 would’ve just thrown it home. I’m confused. #big12 #NCAABaseball

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@RealDonaldDoo Notice that none of his stipulations had anything to do with the color of the skin

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👀 #SECTourney

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@getbasedtv it’s not about makeup vs natural; it’s about the level of makeup and styling. You can make a pretty accurate judgement about the value system of each woman. And Natural Attractive vs. Super-Hot is also Chill vs. Super-High-Maintenance. Who do you want to spend your life with?

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@Rothmus the key is surviving 1 hour, so I must have the quick-death threats on my team. I’ll never survive the hunter for an hour; it’s a must-have. 5 smart and agile Gorillas is the most formidable force remaining; I’ll take them. The rats & birds will be a problem, but just 1 hour…

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@Snow_Blacck PAIRrrou!

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@VPasquantino the proper punctuation and correct spelling of “they’re” has me suspicious

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@AZ_Turned_BLUE “hispanics voting to round up and deport other hispanics”? It feels like you’re surprised that legal immigrants prefer legal immigration

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@3NNARD when you take a firm stance FOR open borders and dudes giving birth…you get your ass kicked. America from 2016-2020 was objectively better than America from 2020-2024, and the majority realized it.

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@SharpFootball “Jamar’s phone. Jamar’s I gotchu…” he wants Jamar Chase on the team

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@RealEmirHan Sandy Lyle, Along Came Polly

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@BBGreatMoments not with today’s defenses. He didn’t face any puerto ricans middles…

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@Austen Burger King…the myspace of fast food

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@ChiSoxFanMike Moncada has had 1 good season. he’s more concerned about looking cool than playing well… He’s Robinson Cano without the talent. I won’t miss him.

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Take it easy, Mira #jeopardy #naughty #bulge

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🏈 Hey @drpepper … c’mon now … left guy gets 4, plus 1 released after the whistle. Right guys gets 5, plus 1 released before the whistle. Left scoreboard strugglin…

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⚾️ New @MLB playoff format. Top 2 division winners still get a bye to the DS, but the 4 WC teams play 3 games immediately on Mon/Tue/Wed, and the DS starts Thu and it’s a 7-game series. WC teams burn their pitching and have tough travel, and top seeds don’t lose their steam. Yes?

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@AugieNash Willson Contreras