Ian Jones

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I think I just saw Morrissey at a bus stop.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I've never been to Manchester, but I hear they're just like scousers, but more cheerful.

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I think it is on a roundabout in the centre of town...

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That Nibbs man is massive. How can something that big loom so fast?

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I'm going to put my old brown reliable on. There's a bad wind up.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I haven't shouted at anyone in anger since I was 15.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I might learn to drive when this is all over. Anyone give me lessons?

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I think Zzabur's sample's gone off. http://tinyurl.com/28jpqu

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

My tin's a bit stinky.

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Wim really reminds me of someone... just not sure who? http://tinyurl.com/2ab8ey

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

Ever since we span that bottle we've had nothing but bad luck. And some cake.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

Do you ever feel like you're going the wrong way?

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

Ever since we span that bottle we've had nothing but bad luck. And some cake.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

In the night I nibbled on a pine cone. It tasted of floor cleaner.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

I just heard a horse sneeze. Must be the altitude.

[Ian Jones @IanJones]

Dawn says She-Ra could beat Batman in a fight.

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Someone else keeps doing these for me.

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I think I just spotted a corner shop with apple streudel. Can we pull over Dawn?

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When I'm feeling sad, I remember my favorite things too

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I was wondering why you had a new hat Dawn