ian ko 高以弦

hk 🇭🇰🇨🇦 toronto

[ian ko 高以弦 @IanKo8]

Kind of ridiculous how there’s like 6 police helicopters hovering over #TyreNichols vigil in the Boston Common. It’s a goddamn candlelight vigil, let people mourn without the tension of a helicopter overhead.

[ian ko 高以弦 @IanKo8]

@dom_lucre honestly if they really cared about their espionage results, there should just be exceptions for spies 😂 like what’s an insult compared to having unhindered access to databases and critical systems

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[severe engineer @severeengineer]

overheard someone say "konnichiwagwan minna-slimes" at the beer garden the other day and I had to act like I didn't just hear a bomb go off

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

The Boondocks really got Snoop, Busta, AND Nate Dogg to make a diss song about granddad😂

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

How it feels trying to ask Google a simple question these days 😭

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

First time my in-laws gave me chopsticks instead of a fork at dinner

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Yo I’m crying

[cpt.grumpus @cptgrumpus]

@jaketropolis This is literally just an adult version of the sidewalk lemonade stand lol

[Da August Social Observer @thevirgoleader]

This shit is frying me

[Mano @ManoReborn]

44 billion dollars to get cooked on your own website

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This is so shameless I have to respect it

[mr fundman @mrfundman]

If you invested $100 into $TSLA in 2020, you would now have $100.

[ian ko 高以弦 @IanKo8]

@RpsAgainstTrump Perhaps we ought to consider adding a fourth territory 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[. @jdpoc]

Canada, we bloody love your low-effort genius. Very, er, English, if I may say so.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

lowkey disrespectful that my dad reverted to islam and never tried to make me to join him

dude what about MY soul