Dr Ian M Lancaster

Hull born & bred. Yorkshire through & through. #hullfc, rugby league, cricket, theatre, comedy.

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@xThen_Now @xKnowledgeBANK Minor point but, errr.. a vaulting horse doesn’t actually look like a horse. It’s more of a big box that you can get inside to hide while digging a tunnel. You see, it’s quite hard not to be seen digging a tunnel between a real horse’s legs…..

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@danny__kruger Hypocrisy? From a man so in tune with his political convictions, he defected to another “party”. Without the conviction to to hold a by-election? You’re not in the best place to make a moral judgment

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@ElenaBee0 Capstan full strength

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@thebowlerhatman I’m afraid I’m missing the “Count Dracula” with “a blood-red jelly centre”

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

Only in #rugbyleague 🤣🤣

[WiganRugbyStuff @WiganRugbyStuff]

1st place Wigan lost 19-26 at Leeds #OnThisDay 2000. The game's highlight was a streaker-23 year old Kevin McCarthy (below).-He ran elusively before being tackled by Jason Robinson & restrained by mascot Ronnie Rhino. He contested his drunk & disorderly charge as he wasn't drunk.

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@HantsCastiger @tonywootton7 Suspect a juvenile blackbird or juvenile thrush. BTW good result for you boys today

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@OWS1892 And here’s my so-called MP popping up in another constituency. Funny how she can find the time to do this when she’s been completely invisible round here……

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@russellquirk All lies, but hey, your “party” has elected people that don’t exist, are dead or have to resign 3 minutes into the job……

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@dave43law @Jan51478528 Pensioners gaoled, I think you’ll find is the correct expression of our post-Norman English tongue.
But you wouldn’t understand that would you?

[Hull FC @hullfcofficial]

Remembering Clive Sullivan MBE on what would have been his 83rd birthday 🖤

⚫️⚪️ #COYH

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@Classicbritcom Marvel. It’s as versatile as an egg.

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@SirPeter64 @East_Cheam_Lad Yes. I’ve heard that story. If I recall correctly, James said he looked awful, hollow & haunted.

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@whitestarhullfc Ooh that looks glorious! Pure black & white too 😍

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@SaucySeventies Absolute legends! 👏👏👏

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@CPhilpOfficial You had 14 years. 14 years. You could, you know, have maybe found a window in your diary to do it in that time? Maybe? No?

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@LeagueFreak Well. The scoreboard says we won. So we’ll just let that settle with you. Ok?

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@MarkHam80780803 @campbellclaret “If it’s up there, I’ll give you the money myself”

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@Johnnypapa64 @daveainsworth63 One of the classic 70s adverts & a fond memory from my childhood.
One of a series IIRC. Including what it takes to work at Dunn & Co “a gentleman is never fat. He’s portly. Or stout”
And, exasperated George trying on endless suits only to return to the 1st choice.

[Dr Ian M Lancaster @IanLancaster65]

@SarahForRuncorn Hey. Why don’t you,just for once, try representing your constituents? And delivering on the issues that are relevant to them? Instead of peddling your usual hate-filled, divisive vitriol?