Ian Mara

Twizzlers are delicious

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@AriWasserman Brad Spencer better be top-5. 44-1 in three seasons with two nattys.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@JomboyMedia Where else? Maybe St Louis? Or Tennessee? Or Washington? Tampa? Miami? Cincy? Houston…

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@rodger No different than playing the White Sox.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

And then Mom gave the kid $18 million.

[Andy Nesbitt @anezbitt]

Tony Romo announces a game like the kid who just ran into the house to tell their mom about something bad that just happened outside.

[Andrew Buck Michael @AndrewWSYX6]

Fresh snow & clear skies = very cold night.
Coldest night of the season and lots of single digits. #OhioWX

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@Davey_Stockett @cnnbrk Freedom isn’t free, pal. It costs folks like you and me.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@TalkNats Weren’t we the favorite to win the division in 2019? Anybody who said the window was closed prior to that season was an idiot.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

Did a member of the crowd score? If not, I think you’re good.

[James Christensen @NEPatriotsDraft]

Got concussed during a bball game... ran down the court on defense and proceeded to set up in the middle of our 2-3 zone facing the crowd.

[The Associated Press @AP]

PHOTO GALLERY: Health systems worldwide are straining to cope with the rapidly spreading global coronavirus pandemic amid a staggering rise in caseloads.

See more of AP's top photojournalism: https://t.co/e5IL6nLXiG
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[Ian Mara @IanMara]

The backlash really seems to have disrupted this company's equilibrium. https://t.co/gNtt5zLXsf

[For The Win @ForTheWin]

People are trashing New Balance after the company's comments on Trump: https://t.co/0vBMVI63jd

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@RFCapsMoustache World Series Game 7s involving the Cubs aren't dying, that's for sure.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

Charlie Sheen has to pitch the 9th, right?

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

What would record be if those same games were coached by somebody who didn't know rules of basketball? 78-4? https://t.co/AnBXkVi3uR

[Ben Raby @BenRaby31]

In 82 games (equivalent of NBA season) #Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski is now 81-1 coaching NBA talent with @usabasketball

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@Nationals101 @DArkMEATHOOK it feels like one of those things we won't pay much attention to once Harper's production picks back up.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@Nationals101 @DArkMEATHOOK I mean, is having a .330 hitter between Murph and Harper a huge problem?

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@masnKolko Although Kershaw's % is higher.

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

Crap. Now the world will know how many Baconators I ate last year. https://t.co/ccJz9fNlTt

[Columbus Business First @columbusbiz1st]

.@Wendys releases list of restaurants hit by data breach, including 21 in Central Ohio: https://t.co/HfgmWNFFlX

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@Nationals101 SNY replay made it look like he badly missed inside target but caught outside corner. Haven't seen pitch track tho

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

Advertising has no place in a marketing-free zone like the Super Bowl. https://t.co/HYIBG88ANA

[Ian Mara @IanMara]

@claywsyx6 defensive players have heads too.