Ian Melzer

I am large, I contain multitudes.

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@kristy_clueless Don't tell them about Yankee Candle!

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@ThatEricAlper "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste."

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@morgfair Yes...yes he is. Are you just noticing?

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@hankgreen Does any Trump voter believe it is possible for him to lose and for it to be a free and fair election? A legitimate loss?

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@ThatEricAlper Cheryl Crow - Now That You're Gone

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@PettitFrontiers I believe your employer can file an exception.

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@eatinerni Sugar to counter the acid. Fish sauce to add umami.

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@UpIsNotJump Still end up smelling the same.

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@MeidasTouch Competent, compassionate, cognizant, courageous...

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@PirateSoftware Japan is currently having an election before anyone starts wondering.

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@atrupar "TRUMP SHOWING SIGNS A DEMENTIA, CONFUSES ANDERSON WITH ALICE COOPER"

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@NurdRage

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@DGComedy @NashIsHere4It I don't think they have a filter.

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@Dandeli0ness I would think he would be delighted, it has been a long time since a woman has been in his room.

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@ajwillshire https://t.co/ktACzfiaJQ

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@ajwillshire https://t.co/4se5C3T64i

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@almurray How many pence is a burger up to now?

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@theprincessxena Always looking for a port to fill.

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@DecodingFoxNews How do these women not strangle him?

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@itmeJP Like a gentleman