Ian

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

The way Bam falls in this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a movie. Perfect. Like his heels are on an axis.

[English Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @21Naija]

I’m telling you man, Pattinson is running game on these two lads.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Blink-182 releases its fourth album, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket.

One track, “First Date,” is an instant hit.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

He knows Mark Wahlberg is there waiting.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

A Biopic about The Style Boyz is reportedly in development at Universal.

(Source: https://t.co/zZ655VaB5S)

[Josef @Slither2006]

People who haven’t studied the ancient Zach Cregger text don’t deserve Resident Evil, or any of his other movies for that matter

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Seriously how did they even find this guy

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

This is, by the Norm Macdonald standard, the perfect joke.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Us when we hear "New York, New York" play:

[Ⓛady Ⓖaga & Ⓑeyoncé - Ⓣelephone @quenotedariayo]

how s3 is going to start

[Cyril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ @CyrilH44]

Leonardo da Vinci’s paintbrush
William Shakespeare’s quill
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s piano
Michelangelo’s chisel
Walt Disney’s pencil

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

[ash 🌙 @LoonieLunas]

patient: i can’t feel my legs
langdon: