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Northern. Leftard. Militant Atheist. In fact. In a state of constant bewilderment. I love music, curry, beauty. Star Sign: Scepticus. Eyes: Two. Hair: Apparent

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@Mimiiben1 2.5

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@Mimiiben1 22.5

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@RealTimVine Also, maybe consider a playstation 3. Available pretty cheaply used, plus games for it are widely available at rock bottom prices.

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@Mikehomeseller Talk Talk. I used to have a girlfriend who once snogged the bassist. True story.

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@oelma__ Ein Wort

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@Amelia558rs No tattoos!

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@PhilipSerrell Back in 1978, I had a job for a while that involved travelling around the U.K and staying in grotty hotels. We had a £4.00 allowance for our evening meal. Steak and chips, a dessert and an Irish Coffee was exactly 4 quid. I was a very happy customer.

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@history99917180 You look like a well- nourished, happy kid whose parents loved and nurtured him. Plus what looks like a pretty decent bike.

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@AmbJapanUK For the win. A yummy combination, this Brit approves!
Konicchi Wah!

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@JenSue2000 Have a great day, young lady.

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@monstroso @pettitt_joanna Haha, I saw the Higsons live. Grimsby Central Hall. Supporting Bow Wow Wow(?).
The Hall had no drinks licence, so people would flood the pub over the road at suitable intervals, and thus rub shoulders with the performers. It was a good night from both bands.
True story.

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@ThatEricAlper La Marseilles (sp?).
"Aux armes mes citoyens/Formez vos Bataillons!

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@raygaskell @rocknrollscars Yazoo were called Yaz in the U.S.A, some sort of copyright issue

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@kenchengcomedy How to say "I'm a C*#t" without saying "I'm a C*#t"

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@agendatruth3666 @Artemisfornow Eh? "That’s £3,696,088.50 per month” No it's not, learn about decimal points, you're making yourself look daft.
It's actually £333.88 per month, which you can give up from your P.I.P to lease - not buy- a car for 3 years.

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@haveigotnews "...applying for Glastonbury tickets"

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@ExMuslimMemes Is it just me or did she sound like she has a Welsh accent? (And I only know about 12 words of Welsh and one of Farsi)

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@TheNorfolkLion I got zero. Also, in my first job I had to send and receive on a Telex machine.

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@anon_opin I've literally been saying this for the last 20 years. Slight addendum: ban the sale of alcoholic drinks as loss- leaders.