Ian (Rocky Raccoon) Samsami

always up for a bite

[Ian (Rocky Raccoon) Samsami @IanSamsami]

I want everyone to know I stepped over a $1,000,000 bill laying on the ground and didn’t stop to pick it up or anything. #moneyisnotonmymindnorinmypocket

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“We’re not bothering this gentleman sitting right here”
“AWWWW!”

[Ian (Rocky Raccoon) Samsami @IanSamsami]

Seats in the slinky! Seats in the slinky!

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@itsEbombay Yous won’t knows until yous buys

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@NickFromTed I had this thought brought to me in a dream

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@NickFromTed It’s moments like these where I wish twitter had a thumbs down interact

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@itsEbombay $350 kinda steep

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Ian (Rocky Raccoon) Samsami @IanSamsami]

3 pizzas, call them treatzas

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Completely obsessed with this Reddit theory that Pennywise and Mary Poppins are members of the same monster species.

[Law Cannon @LawCannon]

Need a healthy recipe for today?

Try these Salmon Lettuce Boats… and no this doesn’t involve anything stuffed, deep fried or full of cheese 😂

[Ian (Rocky Raccoon) Samsami @IanSamsami]

@itsEbombay Kit Kat, sundown

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@ManijehAssar Your mom is… a cake?

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@itsEbombay @harrymack The real raccoons recognize and respect the talents of rappers and freestyle rappers alike

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I turned out as weird as I did cuz I drank the sweet nectar of these flowers by the handful growing up

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Has anyone confirmed the rumor that Mark Cuban plays the Dallas Mav’s prospects in a 1v1 to 11 before ok’ing any player to a franchise contract??