Ian Thomas

Private Pilot, SEL/Instrument. Amateur baker. Hacker on the golf course. Unpublished author.

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

Idea for @Internetinvite part 2: @GrantHorvatGolf blindfolded, all putts inside the rubber are gimmes, double his purse if he wins. @stoolpresidente is a content guy. Give the people what they want. @ForePlayPod @RobbyBerger #internetinvitational

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@KidRock

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@jakepaul My brother in Christ, you LIVE in Puerto Rico. Are you still woozy from the last fight?

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God grant me the serenity and patience of @FatPerez33 sharing a cart with this man. @Cutsysays @bobdoessports

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@GrantHorvatGolf Boat idea name: “Golden Buoy”

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@KaticMichael Put this on a shirt and between FSU and UF we will fund your grandchildren’s retirement.

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@BarstoolTrent @FrankieBorrelli Martha and I are committed supporters.

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@Wisdom_HQ All offers considered.

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@awfulannouncing “20-plus decades?”

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@NUCLRGOLF The tee marker by the M in “farms”

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@ForePlayPod @RobbyBerger

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@Internetinvite fan favorites in no order:

-Chaz. Absolute stick. “Hands of a lover”
-@ohwowthejet: underdog of the year
-Andrew Austen: better with one arm than I’ll ever be with 2.
-@lacey_snell: right place right time award of the century.

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@RobbyBerger The jinx

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@elonmusk Are you not recycling rockets?

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@RandyScottESPN We’re holding court on the street.

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@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 Sneaky banger for ya: Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn @BizNasty2point0

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

@garystriewski Name a better duo

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

You need a doctor once a year maybe and a fireman once in a lifetime, if you’re unlucky. But you need a farmer three times a day. Wise words from Kaleb Cooper.

[Ian Thomas @IanThomas2011]

I never tweet and my account was hacked. Apologies for the spam. Here’s a cool photo I took flying over Gulfport. Have a nice day.