Ian Tucker

every person's a slim shady lurking

[Tom Homand @TomHomand]

Check out the results to my survey! Number 1 seems to match my personal desires pretty closely! https://t.co/J5j50COLPG

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

@realDonaldTrump please save #NetNeutrality #wewantthis

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

I think I'll shower today

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

I could take Meryl Streep in one-on-one #nohandles

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

@JagexWeath Presumed bot (RSN: tyzmindyyyy) has been flicking pray melee outside nmz for 10 minutes. https://t.co/Qmn6Y0GVlL

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Pretty sure caterpillars are way better at doing the work than worms are

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Shout out to @jenpajer for having a car #clutch

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

@jenpajer I'll take the hit

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Perks of having 10$ to your name: you have a great excuse for not giving money when a stranger asks for you to donate to their cause

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

My mumps my mumps, my swollen facial lumps. #checkemout

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Well, that's it. The Atlanta Falcons are Super Bowl champions.

[Governor Mike Pence @GovPenceIN]

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Stoked up on some knarly pow shreddage with mAh boy @gk_Killian #dumpin #pow

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

At least if this was Game of Thrones we could at least have faith in the fact that Donald would be brutally stabbed in the face soon

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Making the big conclusions.

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Random dude just gave me a thumbs up coming out of the bathroom #success

[Ian Tucker @IanTucker17]

Oh my god! Because it's in passive voice #DrainTheSwamp https://t.co/Jx69waEo9i

[Steven Long @realstevenlong]

Passive voice, I love you #fuckactivevoice

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@jenpajer if anyone would like or retweet this so I pass my class I would much appreciate