jennifer pager

Accounting major. Even less interesting than you think.

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

*picks up glass of water* *sees bug floating in water* *removes bug* *drinks water*

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@Uber_Support @lovertoblame Still no update or refund?? @UberEats this is ridiculous

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer This is relatable

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@kaitlyn_pajer @micheeellepajer Me too because I’m from Massachusetts and I’m not trying to be something I’m not

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer What do u say.

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer Plain or chocolate chip

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer Don’t start with me

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer @RachelCrowley1 remember when u came to our house when we were on vacation and the fire alarms were going off

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

If I run a lot but also eat a more than average amount of salt, then does that mean my blood pressure should just be about average?

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

"But in 7 years my body will replace itself & it won't matter anymore" - me everytime I shove another white fudge animal cracker in my mouth

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@kaitlyn_pajer Why does juniper have 3 features and bitey only has one

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@realstevenlong @CapeCodChips spellcheck

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

( ..... I'm doing a really good "listening face" ...... I wonder what they're saying ..... )

- me all the time

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@LizMcDxc Valid. I just had to pause my podcast to take my turn

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

Tweet!

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

I have 20/20 vision but sometimes in class I squint at the board bc other people do it and it makes it look like they're paying attention

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@IanTucker17 why is the dollar sign after the number. Friendship over

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

"Jennifer Pajer. Accounting major. Even less interesting than you think."

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

I love the weather channel app

[jennifer pager @jenpajer]

@micheeellepajer you should have done the 12 mile one