Ian Pittman

People seem to like me because I am polite and rarely late.

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My son's first @astros game today!

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@SurlyHorns Looks ‘shopped. You can tell by the pixels.

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@BronsonT518 @ImDerBatman Let’s go get some barbecue and I’ll tee up a PowerPoint on my phone.

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@jonfitzsimon Um, not me. Unless it was “do the opposite.”

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@BronsonT518 @ImDerBatman Hi. I have some posts to point you to from the 2021 Red River Shootout that I’m sure you’ll agree would have caused the outcome to change if the refs called it correctly.

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@NACMtrader17 You could says it’s offensive.

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@averytomascowx @cbsaustin

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@EvilMopacATX , how did you not send out this photo of Austin drivers at 6th and Congress after the rain?

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@_dannydavis

[Ethan - uɐɥʇƎ🧀 @ethannnnnnnn23]

@ESPNStatsInfo

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Fuck yes. #Texas

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@NACMtrader17 I also have PTSD from the last 14 seasons.

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Pete Kwiatkowski👇

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@GregAbbott_TX Texas had encouraged over 28,000 migrants to cross the border into Texas with a promise of bus rides to more hospitable climates. There. Fixed it for you.

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@ilovetacosomuch @hulu @hulu_support They have a kids profile that has a different Home Screen

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@RemadnaKXAN @KUTnathan Doesn’t look like it’s doing much driving.

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@tedcruz What about your friend Ken Paxton, who went on a super secret all expenses paid trip to visit the Chinese Communist Party and kept it quiet for several years? Was that cool with you?

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@TravisCOSW

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@mattadk We all did. Let’s all leave this place.

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@averytomascowx Me when I picked up my daughter from camp

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@BruceFeldmanCFB Are they going to pay his estate the money they owe him?