Ian Prudence

[Ian Prudence @Ian_Prudence]

Is it me, or has this delivery driver took a picture of himself throwing my parcel at the door?

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

📲 Ben White on Instagram: “What a joy 🍔🕶️”

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

THIS. 😭❤️‍🔥

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Dean James @DeanJamesAFC]

North London forever, actually titled The Angel, was never “manufactured.”

Louis didn’t write the song for the club, he wrote it because he’s from Islington, and it was about his hometown.

Arsenal fans heard it and felt like it needed adopting. Spoke to the club, and the rest is history.

[GravityGooner✨ @Gravitygunner14]

The amount of “nonsense” we’ve had to deal with over the years, the Arsenal fans are unbearable is just weak!

[Forever Arsenal @Arsenal_N10]

This is why they don’t want us to win the league

[mattkandela @mattkandela]

Haven��t forgotten this lack of respect. So respectfully - you can fuck right off.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

The amount of people that turned up tonight at the flip of a coin was unprecedented. Imagine when they announce the parade . It will be millions.

LONDON IS RED

[P™ @SemperFiArsenal]

Me today

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Arteta with the same number of premier league titles as Klopp and there is nothing that you can do about it

[2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS @TheEthioGunner]

Do kickups now you fat cunt

[Gooner Eurychus 🏆 @GoonerEG]

Me liking every tweet with Arsenal has won the Premier League.

[AFC GLEN @AFC_GLEN]

Wow . Just WOW

[Walid Arsenal @1Walid1]

Dear rival fans.

Just before you log off, take this!!

[Marc @BlackScarfMarc]

A special shout out to Jamie O’Hara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others I’ve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.

Get fucked, all of you.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

THE ARSENAL PLAYERS & STAFF CELEBRATING BECOMING PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AT SOBHA REALTY TRAINING CENTRE TONIGHT. ❤️‍🔥🕺

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hi mate.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Ian Prudence @Ian_Prudence]

🍒🍒🍒