Ian

President of the Clean Plate Club

[Ian @Ian_is_bein]

@GoYardGoats @MLB @Phillies And 9 beer bats?

[UConn School of Law @UConnLaw]

Law school is fun and games ... at least for the UConn Law Softball Club. Congratulations on winning the Roger Williams University Invitational *and* on your second consecutive win of the Battle of Boston (featuring 17 teams from 10 law schools from New England)!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

NAZ REID

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

RETWEET IF YOU LOVE THE UCONN HUSKIES

#MadeForMarch | #MixForSix

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

2023 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ‼️

#HU5KIES

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NFL HISTORY IS COMPLETE

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Justin Jefferson and Kirk Cousins:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Ian @Ian_is_bein]

@jwdeschler Try some @DrSeuss

[James @CaucasianJames]

midwest twitter make some noise for this harvest

[Ian @Ian_is_bein]

@jwdeschler okay yeah but having ratatouille in the top 3??? When inside out is only number 9? That’s a crime

[Ian @Ian_is_bein]

@jasonderul0o0 @Venmo @Krtaylor6 @jasonderul0o0 @Venmo please help us Venmo - I am a public school teacher in a community that was brutally hit by Covid 😞 I want to buy them treats for the last day of school next week!! Venmo: ian_saum

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What if 2021 also sucks?

[Ian @Ian_is_bein]

@jasonderul0o0 become a peloton ho

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.