Ian.

NorthAm bevies. I like making things...sell. Bikes.

[Kass Patterson @kassonair]

Eleven-year-old Calgary girl hopes to find a bracelet from her late father, this Christmas https://t.co/ePAAD3dQ5h

[Kass Patterson @kassonair]

Maisie is hoping to find the bracelet her dad Randi gave her under the Christmas tree Tuesday. The bracelet was the last gift he gave her before passing away in a car accident near Naton back in July. He took it to get resized just weeks before but no one knows where he took it.

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@EllisFun @ctoverdrive @JohnSmiley Maybe the “incident in inglewood” ?

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley Crocs

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley Well let’s not get carried away.

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley @EllisFun This is modern parenting at its finest.

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley Is this some form of code?

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@misslindseydawn Jealous. Also I have the tall version of that mug! Haha

[Hey Y'all @heyyallicedtea]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's our MASSIVE inflatable can which is going to be at @LOCALKits all weekend! Let us know if when you spot it (it's hard to miss) 😎

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JoelOlandesca @JohnSmiley @GorillaWhaleYYC Oh yeah it is.

[McOilers @McOilers]

It would be entirely appropriate of the @NHL to arrange a preseason game to be played in Humboldt next year, with the proceeds benefitting the @HumboldtBroncos and the families of the deceased and the injured. Let's make it happen, Gary Bettman!

Please RT

[CALGARY EXPO @Calgaryexpo]

Hey friends, we think you're awesome! How about 50 Thursday tickets to the show? And if we can get 100+ RT's on this by the end of the day, we will throw in 50 more? https://t.co/xc154hZSki

[The OG Devil's Agvocate 🇺🇸 (aka Michelle) @MGigger]

I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.

Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.

I’m impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.

They’re all grounded.

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley Must have been fate.

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@poor_choices @ThePalomino Did you guys do Pinbar yet?

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@rugbyguy08 @HC_Women You a goon? But you’re built like a European Winger!

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Tweet of the night https://t.co/Xig2pubfXI

[Ian. @Ianb9003]

@JohnSmiley @KelseyKash_ #AlwaysBeClosing

[Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh]

Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Sometimes you want to watch a film but you don't feel like streaming, or watching one you own, or purchasing one, or borrowing one from a friend, or finding one on cable, or driving down to the theater, or illegally downloading one, and that's where we come in.