ladyofthevine

Living vicariously through myself.

[Presence is not submission @ImbayiK]

Unakua aje na masters in urban planning na nyumba ya pink maroon na cabro nje? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hizo suitcases hakununua hizo pesa zililetwa ndani

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

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Gui!!!

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

I don’t know if it’s this mimosa but your brain is not a protected area ha me hollering the entire afternoon 😭😭… you are not good people Aki

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

THE PLAQUE AT 0:40 SAYS 'God did it' NIMECHEKA NIKAPIGA NDURU! Nairobi is something else

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And yet no one has tabled a motion of impeachment. You can’t be here talking as if you’re as helpless as we are. I’m sorry Edwin, but I’m not buying it.

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

Edwin, you’re always apologising and commiserating as if you hold the same power as us, what are you doing in the senate to address this? This keeps happening, it is not a “tragedy”, it is a result of systematic failure

[ladyofthevine @Ianeke_]

@JamesKWaNjeri Another (allegedly) coming up where Pallet Cafe lavington used to be.

[Kones. @BCherich]

Your brother or sister in Australia sends you money to take care of your ailing mum or dad via MPESA.

You smile with relief because at least medicine can be bought. At least hospital bills can be reduced. At least your parent can sleep without pain for another week.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

And trying not to cry in public transport

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Nikienda kucheka halafu nikumbuke curse ya last time

[B @ngwata_]

Artcaffe is a coworking space masquerading as a restaurant business.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i want a life filled with passport stamps, beautiful views, emotional peace & a lot of money.

[munir @bigpochu]

Kitengela people protest like the French

[ʀʏᴀɴᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍꜱ @ryanwilliamsX3]

Until I see a motion to impeach the president, I don't think any MP deserves another shot in 2027.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

If this economy isn't the clearest indication for being wantam, then you must be the most delusional dimwit on this planet

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

Watu wa Kitengela wanakuaga wamechoka na Ruto kuliko other kenyans. Swearing in ceremony of our next president should be done in Kitengela, their consistency is admirable.

[Culture Explorer @CultureExploreX]

An excellent account on travel if you are looking for inspiration this summer.

Definitely worth a follow.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

There was a Cabinet Secretary for Agriculture who got caught up in a maize scandal and told Kenyans, "From now on, maize will be imported from Mexico."

But just two days later, maize was already at the port. People were like, "Wait… how did it arrive that fast?"

When questioned, he quickly denied it and said, "I never said maize is coming from Mexico. I said… ‘Maize-iko."

In the end, Kenyans still ignored all the red flags he had shown us before and voted him.