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Autistic on main.

[•A• @IbansDove]

@FraserBerryFarm She sounds like my daughter. I think she just hated being a baby. She was miserable constantly, when she learned to crawl it got measurably better, and when she learned to walk it was like a switch flipped. I hope you get some relief soon.

[•A• @IbansDove]

@Libraryoftessa At least it wasn’t “pen pineapple apple pen”

[むにち虫 @Muniti77]

さよならオム

[八八二三☢️ @DTZ1200WG]

※擬人化MS

☃️

[Minia🌻🎏 @MiniaMousey]

I can’t stop giggling at work to myself cause of this edit 😭😭😭

[•A• @IbansDove]

@Alicia_Bittle_ B6, unisom, zofran, reglan. Eating and then immediately falling asleep to give it a chance to digest before it invariably all came up anyway

[•A• @IbansDove]

@piperocktheory My husband as a teenager drew pedobear on the whiteboard in 2009 or 10 and the teacher said “do you know what that bear does to children“

[•A• @IbansDove]

Ice cream is overrated.

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution

[•A• @IbansDove]

@jj_jonjackson Shark Tank is jake n my hotel show

[Barney Hurley @barneyhurley1]

My son's first encounter with Steely Dan (Only A Fool Would Eat That!)

[Tee Fields @EDCburner]

“You have to be a sick individual to enjoy watching Pat Mahomes get sacked repeatedly and throw a pick 6.”

Me:

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

He's not as cool as Char Aznable.

[double mmia @mobilesuitmia]

US homies when you ask them how many degrees it is outside rn

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@jj_jonjackson I thought I was hallucinating. Can’t believe things have gotten this bad

[Pisfool 빵떡나무 // SUMIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE @Pisfool_]

#GQuuuuuuX #ジークアクス

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@jj_jonjackson ok, we have to fight 👊🏻

[Mina (The Year of the Picardie Cryptid) @Minaplo1]

Last night I was watching the news with my 4 year old when he turned to me and said "daddy, the stratified exploitation of the spacenoids didn't justify the brutal atrocities committed by Zeon, which in turn didn't justify the Titans after."
The next gen's gonna be alright.