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[Oloye the Great @mustythegre8]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed.

Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.

[Jams @CherOfAstora]

auto translate is undoing decades of anti chinese and pro japanese propaganda in the span of like a year

[ezra @wdgaaf]

if niggas got their periods the flow app would have a leaderboard

[freakyElo @freakyElo]

I keep reading about how bondage can help with autistic meltdowns and overstimulation.. so now theres really no reason for me NOT to be a freeuse slut tied up 24/7

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[leo @Ibarelyexistlol]

@jas_d_barbie tbh the only people who frequently buy vaseline are tattoo artists because they have to keep reapplying it to the area theyre tattooing

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Miss Andrist Mantis🧚🏾‍♀️ @M4ur0_03]

Men who suck nipples and clit like a dick>>>>

[lobunny @lobunnyyyy]

ngl im rlly picky with the porn that i watch because no bitch i dont wanna hear your loud fake ass moans while being pounded.

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

if u dont like someone's natural scent u are biologically not supposed to be together and no amount of hygiene and cologne etc can fix that

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

if broccoli cheddar soup was a woman i would do very inappropriate things to her butthole

[j. @94965_89012]

top 3 things that make me horny:
1. men MOANING
2. men WHIMPERING
3. men WHIMPERING and moaning.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

[dadacentral ✮⋆˙ @berryy5000]

i want a threesome where i’m the center of attention, you’re here to please me alone

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

i'll read about literally any kink. i'm either getting horny from it or i'm studying it like some kind of sex anthropologist. i just like Knowing About Things