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she/her

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

abdulrahman listen to me. this is very important. we have to lock in. you need to show up at the whitehouse in that tight black tshirt and call it trumpcare.

[chloe @chlorbee]

they can just... do that?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

her eyes…. need one of my talented friends to write this romcom and give me a supporting role

[versᱬ VISIONQUEST SPOILERS @taymaximoff]

oye doom, no quieres ir a Vormir y reclutar a Natasha también??

[b. @oc3ansluut]

if these country roads dont take me home to the place i belong bro i swear to god

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

STOP asking Daniel Radcliffe about the tv adaptation of the movie series he was in.

START asking him if he would work with the Muppets

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

I just feel like when a man is pursuing a woman she shouldn’t even think you know sex exists for the first 5 conversations

[dj lau @lauwaermer]

männlicher honeypot wesentlich schwieriger, weils direkt auffällig ist, wenn ein mann fragen stellt

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel

[rhi @loonaeves]

i had a dream last night that we discovered delaware was not a real state. as in it was scientifically evaluated to not be a real state in the same way NASA decided pluto wasn’t a real planet

[Jordan Jones @jordnjnes]

Marvel Studios, one more request…

[HEATHER_IS_A_FANGIRL🍁 @HeatherRai]

I BEG @MarvelStudios PLEASE I NEED HIM BACK

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Hegseth’s impeachment was blocked by 7 votes in the House. 11 democrats were allowed to miss the vote. We’re supposed to accept this leadership from Jeffries?

[Micro-Chop @micro_chop]

You just flipped all these fucking seats and acted like you were going to do something and you couldn’t even be bothered to impeach Pete Hegseth.

[jack o’connell’s left pinky @ragingmotelfire]

SKINS doing open call auditions & giving working class kids a chance isn’t talked about enough!! without it we would’ve never gotten acting icons dev patel, jack o’connell, daniel kaluuya, kaya scodelario, nicholas hoult & jacob anderson!! more productions should take notes.

[Shaft Dubois @allstarbatmanny]

You would be astonished by how long $100 would last

[azor ahai @midwestbimbo]

i’m so sorry but the meaning of life is to go to a party.

[Mihir @__mihir]

If they sent a honeypot after me she'd probably fall in love with me and betray the CCP and we'd move to a nice brownstone and have two kids and ...