Tobi

I drink poison, then I vomit diamonds....

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Lonoara @_Paash_ @Marshal007_ 😐

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

I’m killing the cleaners. Could only be them.

[Security Trybe @SecurityTrybe]

One of your servers has gone offline and you walk in to find this. What are you doing first?

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Lonoara @FILMGAINS Lmfaooo. Why go through such mental stress

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

Electricity is the mother of all invention.

No nation progresses without it.

[Toyyib Adewale Adelodun @taadelodun]

The sky does not lie.

Taking off from Nigeria, Morocco, and Scotland at night, I saw three different nations telling their story.

Nigeria, the most populous by far, was mostly dark.
Morocco glowed with stability.
Scotland blazed with abundance.

Electricity is never just about power.
It is about dignity, opportunity, and the pace of progress.

As Nigeria's population surges, solving the energy puzzle is no longer optional - it is survival.

Without light, we can not industrialise.
Without power, we can not compete.

All hands must be on the deck to solve this problem.

May Nigeria succeed.🇳🇬🙏

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

You also need an ID card to get an ID card

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Wait,I need my NIN to retrieve my SIM and I need my phone number to retrieve NIN?
Which kain wahala be this?

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

One of the best movie in 2023…Everyone delivered their role perfectly.

[People Of The Internet @PeopleOfTheInt]

Didn’t expect much, but this movie really delivered.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@CRawkeen can*

The development gap on the Island is what makes Island job pay higher (more attractive) which is the digital divide.

If Alimosho, Ikorodu, Amuwo Odofin has more pay jobs, and functioning LG, why will you even apply for a job in V.I ?

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@CRawkeen And like I stated earlier, maybe 5-10% can’t work outside their LG , but the one we are practicing, almost 70% want to work on the Island, thereby causing and creating more gap in the digital divide.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

For example, Jamb CBT exams is based on your environs that you filled while doing the registration.

Lagos is the smallest state in Nigeria…. Alimosho the biggest LG in Lagos state, yet, employment opportunities is limited there. LASG needs solution for the digital divide.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

It’s digital divide. I felt/thought LASG wanted to tackle it with the whole LASSRA thing back then. Cos if my LG is in Amuwo Odofin, farthest place I should work should be Badagry.

No reason someone in Alimosho should be working in Eti Osa, maybe 5-10% not 60-85%

[Bàbájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁 @CRawkeen]

@Emmylexxz Aside from people who live close to their office. I have a friend living in Liasu in Ikotun, the bank he works is also along that Ile iwe bustop. Trekkable

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

Why does it have to revolve around money. Can’t we have a process without the need to pay for something. We are already paying for the CMR. The car manufacturers made the glasses tinted for a reason.

Is the Nigeria police force now a revenue generating agency?

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[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

Someone said Lagos is smelling and next thing Sanwoolu wan do na to repair Bonny Camp Bridge thereby causing unnecessary gridlock.

6-8weeks.

When did Bridge turn to Environmental Sanitation nitori Olorun??

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@manishkumar_dev .àpap0

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Muyeezus Anyone close to me is tired of seeing me watch any and every episode of The Office over and over again.

We are not Mad, we are disappointed. Of course we are mad.

David, I'm not a mind reader.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@DoweBiyere OsiMhen is available..

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Muyeezus It's limited series nitori Olorun

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

This Korean series sef.

You called something limited series , and it's having 16 episodes.

How many episodes should a normal series have then?

Each episode is 1hour 20mins.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Muyeezus That's 2 and a half season of Game of thrones.

[Tobi @ibreakdrules]

@Muyeezus and @abyhonour

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Which influencer on X do you admire so much that no amount of hate could make you change your mind about them?