greg jennings

good noodle, bad egg

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Sunk

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Keep seeing all these white women with “RN” in their dating profiles like girl I’m sure you’re a lot of things but NOT that

[underground champs @ugchamps]

Robb Bank$ “Counting” prod Clams Casino (2011)

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Sometimes I have to remember that the kids are probably wearing sheistys bc they’re autistic ❤️ like what exactly do u mean ur in family dollar smelling candles while ducking the opps??

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Started talking to the trans cashier at Family Dollar about the origin of the color purple and she invited me to join her DND campaign ???

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

@BigFish3000 I’d try Facebook with this bullshit, big dog

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

I’m at the Tractor Supply buying whole fits of Future Farmers of America apparel cuz I’m a breeder

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

🎶 carry on my gay thot son 🎶

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

When my boss pisses me off I just update my indeed profile ever so slightly so I pop up on his feed. Oooh! That looks like a great hire! Oh

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Charlie got Kirk and Charlie got ass 🎶

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

“Lick it before u stick it” idk what about 5-10 minutes of contemplation, sniffing and savoring, expressing gratitude, releasing that which no longer serves your higher selves

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

If the Spotify DJ was real I’d bend him over my knee and spank him for putting J*** H***** on my playlist. Disturbing my peace while I’m at the woman owned laundromat

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Just seen a man charging his Tesla wearing shorts in 10 degree weather brother you’re worried about the wrong climate rn

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Happy birthday, Andy!! @AndyBoyInc

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

“Reminder to download books on your kindles and tablets for offline reading”

Offline reading? U mean a fucking book?

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

I love that they named it a longboat cuz like, yeah

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

I thought this said SahBabii LMAO

[Peluca 🎙️ @Mileinnials]

Los indios creen que este chico de 15 años es la reencarnación de Sai Baba un Dios que murió hace 15 años y dijo que volvería…

[greg jennings @IceCreamMac10]

Uber just scooped me banging out some Luther Vandross with the craziest Jamaican DJ patois adlibs every 10 seconds HUMP

RRRRUN IT!

MASSI MI GAD!