Owen

Write a bit of software, do a bit of running and a fair bit of #pnefc ing - Prestonian.

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

ALFIE DEVINE, OLE OLE! 🎶

#pnefc

[Dani Gomez @DaniGomezComedy]

What havoc was this cat wreaking on the streets to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

“What a beautiful home. Have the current owners been here lon-……”
https://t.co/0k1kj2uUJ8

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Americans: upset that Kamala Harris was drinking wine in front of a child

Brits:

[👾 - BLUJAY75.EXE - 👾 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘙𝘐𝘋𝘌 @BluJay75_png]

toy story 1: jealousy issues
toy story 2: abandonment issues
toy story 3: moving on
toy story 4: finding yourself
toy story 5: buzz lightyear but like evil and fucked up

[Owen @IchBinDicky]

@Mr_ian_B Enjoy mate! Had a blast watching John Mayer with @Ubi1kanobe in the O2 👍🏻

[Owen @IchBinDicky]

Absolutely awful #pnefc

[98…% Ganghanded Adulterer @Poppers_R_Us]

Do you think celebs go on talkshows because they’re bored and just fancy a chat

[Owen @IchBinDicky]

@avsharma77 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Putting RFK Jr in charge of women’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Ok this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Michael Cohen is trying to explain his plans to leave the country after Trump won and is getting increasingly mad as livestream viewers add a Turkey filter to his face.

[George Scaife @Scaife51]

First thing Ian Wright said on the Overlap was “Have you seen the size of Gary Barlows son”. Didn’t even say morning🤣🤣🤣

[Darren Richman @darrenrichman]

If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Gary Barlow’s massive son

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

I fear for the safety of the world this morning.

Our only line of defence now may be Gary Barlow’s massive son.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Gary Barlow opening his front door

[Dee E #MDANT🏅 @rita_swig]

Kind stranger returning Gary Barlow’s son’s lost shoe:

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Love how the BBC’s US elections graphics team have included Gary Barlow’s son for scale purposes