Icon Statys, Inc.

Sports Marketing, Talent Acquisition & Management firm owned and operated by @DamonHavoKRiggs. (NOT REAL/PARODY ACCOUNT FOR CREATIVE WRITING PURPOSES ONLY)

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

This is a Wrestling based E-Fed role-play, or FAN profile.

I am not, nor do I make any claim to be associated or affiliated with any real business(es), entity(ies) or individual(s) depicted or to own any pictures posted.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

We have a strict “don’t cross former dumpster fires” policy that we usually try to adhere to. That being said, anyone that feels the need to proclaim their status to the world clearly has none…

- Rich

[Don't Mess With Mr. Inbetween @PenelopeBAMN]

Oh for fucks sake...@IconStatysInc you wanna field this one?

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@IIWefed2022 @DaneFnPreston It all starts and stops at the top. Don’t let the boss pass the buck. Which reminds me, my client WILL be using HIS own headshots and branding while gracing your company with his presence. After all, he needn’t be mistaken for Tristan Slather.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

I’m pretty sure we signed contracts and what not that guaranteed @DaneFnPreston would be the last entrant announced. What kinda terms of contract violating shenanigans is this? - Rich Storms

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@JusticeCross4 @SimplyCoda Lady Cross, I hope you’re sealing those Oreos in plastic wrap or Ziplock, otherwise they’re going to stale.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@demistratford @stratford_angel My apologies Mr. Stratford, we can address at a less intimate time.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

Don’t you dare bring me into this.

I barely graduated Fuckery.

This is beyond Advanced Fuckery.

- Rich

[𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 @VhodkaBlack]

@TheSEBEmpire @DaneFnPreston @stratford_angel Talk to my agent!

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

Vhod,

Many have loathed you for decades. As your representation, I can attest to fielding numerous complaints and putting out many proverbial fires.

At the end of the day, they never could touch you in the ring.

Food for thought.

- Rich

[𝚅𝚑𝚘𝚍𝚔𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 @VhodkaBlack]

Joe passionately loathed me for a decade.

But he’ll be the first one to tell you that without me he wouldn’t be where he is today.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@ocwhq1 HAHA YOU’RE SO FUNNY…

That’s a preventative measure so people don’t get their accounts taken away by the Twitter popos, and you know that ya goofy bastard.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@DaneFnPreston @AdiGoldblum @ocwhq1

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@DaneFnPreston @AdiGoldblum If you’d have let me do my job, you know REPRESENTING YOU, I would have been in touch with Ms. Goldblum from the very start. Don’t blame me for you being strung along by @ocwhq1’s resident clown…

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@VhodkaBlack @DaneFnPreston I was just gonna yell at you to rotate your damn phone.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@DaneFnPreston My my, you really are a glutton for punishment, aren't you, Dane? You make my job hard sometimes, you know that?

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@DaneFnPreston @AtaraThemis Next time answer your phone, tuba butt!

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

Hey @AtaraThemis,

Does this remind you of someone we know?

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

This sounds like money left in the table…

Who’s got a super show coming up and a tag team worthy of facing these two?

- Rich

[- Ŧคςєɭєรร - @GOATigerResu]

Let's talk fantasy tag team booking for a sec.

Bear with me here.

Risa Saito. Vhodka Black.

I know. Genius. 🤣

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

@ThatsARPBitches, please reach out to me as soon as possible. We've been contacted about an opportunity for you in one of these new Lingerie Football leagues. - Uncle Rich

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

I will still accept follows and follow back accounts in the community.

Thank you for your time. 🤘🏼

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

// Account Update;

I was going to attempt to do some “representation” storylines from this account, but due to some unforeseen circumstances between another handler and myself, as well as RL obligations, I will only be using this account for personal (& associated) storylines.

[Icon Statys, Inc. @IconStatysInc]

With all due respect Mr. Chaney,

You're likely leaving a ton of money on the table with that kind of attitude. We've seen first hand the sheer brutality that you're capable of doling out. When you're ready to paid your worth, give me a call.

- Rich Storms

[‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw @ComedianAllenC]

See I don’t give a shit about strategy or backstage politics or ‘alliances’ and if you ask management they’ll tell you my contract negotiations are breezy as hell.

I show up and beat the piss out of people because I enjoy doing it and the checks keep clearing.

@pwEXCELLENCE