richard strocher

I’m retarded (diagnosed by professionals)

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@myheartmargiela Same

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@myheartmargiela This one toy fixed ALL of my problems

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The Mexican construction worker cares for his dodge ram because it is his trusty pack animal, his modern day burro, his misaligned striker worth more than the property value of the village where he immigrated from

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@myheartmargiela Setting my spawn point at home and blowing my brains out every time the commute home is >5 minutes

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*dinner in 2016* gracias por los chilaquiles mamá

My Roblox character waiting for me on my iPad upstairs:

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*evil jewish villain*

It’s time for you to pay the price!

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My mossad agent had control of the weather machine today and turned the wind up as I was walking past a female blowing back my sea salt sprayed bangs revealing the field of microdermarolled minoxidil holes in my forehead

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*incel promposal*

Roses are red violets are blue all foids are evil… except you ❤️

[@redaction @redaction]

I think I’m not, maybe, heaven-bound.

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Grimes: yeah it really messes with my cicadian rhythm

Interviewer: do you mean circadian…?

Grimes: I hag too much heliumb for bregfast :(

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Autistic furry named faux paw

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In the SHOWER listening to MUSIC.. NO ONE is as #thoughtful as I am right now, no one is FEELING as #deeply as I am right now. #sensitiveyoungman

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There are swastikas everywhere for those with eyes to see

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White people love being like “I actually did a presentation on that in middle school”

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The most retarded person you know works better in cafes

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guy who likes vore: anyone wanna get wings

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The cultural shift to wignat hegemony is extremely important for all posters on this app. No longer are the days of swag and hoes, we are being ushered into a new era cornerstoned by sportsball and feeling sendy

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

*two twitter incels dressed in hooded cloaks meet in secret chamber*
"Behold, the detestable normie. A mere dopey "chad" and his "hole," who most likely has already been passed among the local blackamores for their sexual pleasure. They are to be scorned."
"You fool. The normie is to be praised! Behold his worthier genetics, his effortless athletic prowess, how he has captured the heart of a "stacy" at such a young age. We must note his ways, and emulate them."
"Emulate his ways? Ignorant swine. To what end? To become nothing more than goycattle fatted up on zogchow, toiling without relief for his Levantine paymasters? A loathsome fate, to be avoided at all costs."
"But surely, the evidence of his superior hormonal profile is clear. And his choices of pastime - lawn care, domestic light beer, "the game"... a life of such easy merriment is most enviable."
"Enviable if you prefer slop, like a hog at his trough. Pitiful. It appears that all it takes is the promise of a crumb of pussy and a suite of streaming options for you to turn away from a life of the mind - that is, avant garde anime, and Faustian video game analysis."
"I... I love the normie!!"
"I hate him!"
"Then, have at you!" *draws dagger*

[Strider @Strider1775]

@permabulla @X @grok Don’t sully his name!

He was MechaHitler!!! o/

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@lple37 Asking the secretary at the office to order the special freezer they need like kanye ordering nitrous

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The worst gas station you’ve ever seen sells dippndots