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Malabress🎀

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

He looks like a creature from revelations.

[Misola in the Cloud☁️ @Iam_Misola]

We opened this letter hoping to see school fees but we got this letter instead.

This is so painful!!! A school that has been operating for over 30 years ooo!

[QWEKU @_Dhellali]

They should first start with Northern Nigeria because Bandits are ready to sell it at affordable price. 🤝

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

“Ronaldo is not naturally talented because he can't dribble.”

They expect a 6'2" Ronaldo to dribble like Messi, but they don't expect a 5'7" Messi to jump as high and score like Ronaldo.

Okay next joke 😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"@Cristiano isn't the 🐐" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[JhayfinX @JhayfinX]

Noticed he didn’t have to moved the ball just so he could play it from a better angle? Unlike our egbon 😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Hide my face ke? Take jur

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Old password: Messi
New password: robbery

Twitter : Old password can't be same as new password

[banger boy @oneunseriousboy]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 1’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 2’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Roma - 3’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 4’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Dynamo Kyiv - 5’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 6’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Atlético Madrid - 7’ 
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Schalke - 8’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Galatasaray - 9’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lyon - 10’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Malmö - 11’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Shakhtar Donetsk - 12’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ajax - 13’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Basel - 14’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Valencia - 15’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 16’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 17’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Marseille - 18’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Real Sociedad - 19’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. CSKA Moscow - 20’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. APOEL - 21’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Celta Vigo - 22’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Barcelona - 23’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Levante - 24’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Granada - 25’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Elche - 26’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Málaga - 27’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sevilla - 28’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liverpool - 29’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ludogorets - 30’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Inter Milan - 31’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Parma - 32’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Torino - 33’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Juventus - 34’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lazio - 35’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Napoli - 36’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Genoa - 37’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Udinese - 38’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sampdoria - 39’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bologna - 40’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fiorentina - 41’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bayern Munich - 42’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Borussia Dortmund - 43’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Werder Bremen - 44’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Athletic Bilbao - 45’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Panathinaikos - 46’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sporting CP - 47’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Manchester City - 48’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Tottenham - 49’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Arsenal - 50’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Chelsea - 51’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Villarreal - 52’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Newcastle United - 53’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Aston Villa - 54’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Fulham - 55’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. West Ham - 56’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Everton - 57’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bolton Wanderers - 58’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Blackburn Rovers - 59’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Stoke City - 60’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wigan Athletic - 61’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hull City - 62’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sunderland - 63’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Portsmouth - 64’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Middlesbrough - 65’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Hungary - 66’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Iceland - 67’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Croatia - 68’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Wales - 69’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Netherlands - 70’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Czech Republic - 71’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Sweden - 72’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Denmark - 73’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Russia - 74’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Northern Ireland - 75’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. France - 76’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Germany - 77’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Switzerland - 78’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Poland - 79’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Serbia - 80’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Ukraine - 81’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Lithuania - 82’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Luxembourg - 83’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Andorra - 84’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Latvia - 85’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Armenia - 86’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Azerbaijan - 87’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Liechtenstein - 88’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina - 89’
Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Al-Hilal - 90’

Chibuzor fans, over to you 😂

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

He saw 2 kids arguing Ronaldo & Messi & gave the Ronaldo fan money after he did the suiii to Pepper the Messi fan 😂😭😭

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @RmaDonyFC]

Words that changed meaning as we grew older

[GOAL @goal]

Cristiano Ronaldo overtakes Pele's official goal tally 😎

7️⃣5️⃣8️⃣ Ronaldo
7️⃣5️⃣7️⃣ Pele

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

The weapon they fashioned against us.

[ُ @Asensii20]

Messi’s reputation is so fucked even footballers like Müller are coming out and talking about how referees always favored him in games

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Spanish goalkeeper in the world cup finals 😂😂

[OR3 @chiefdez001]

Let's pick up from where we left off

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

do you know how terrible you gotta be for the entire world to collectively want you to lose?

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

This is a compilation of Ronaldo’s 950 career goals. I’ll be waiting for you to upload 200 of Pele’s goals

[Stanley Tommy @StanleyTommy18]

BOLA AHMED TINUBU HAS INTENTIONALLY REFUSED TO IMPLEMENT NIGERIA'S BUDGET FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE YEARS AND HAS REFUSED TO ACCOUNT FOR THE FUNDS ALLOCATED FOR THE BUDGETS..

BOLA AHMED TINUBU SHOULD NOT JUST BE IMPEACHED, BUT SHOULD ALSO BE CONVICTED FOR THIS TREASONABLE OFFENSE.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The greatest celebration in world football.

Pioneered by a man who
Doesn’t cheat opponents.
Doesn’t defraud opposition,
Doesn’t rely on help from referees,
Doesn’t pretend to be humble.

Beyond one generation,
Beyond just football,
Beyond just one man,
SIUUUUUUUUUUU!