Rockefeller Owl 🦉

I probably hate you, unless you’re a dog...then we’re cool. Cats are welcome. Actually any animal is preferable to people. Except spiders. Never spiders.

[Rockefeller Owl 🦉 @IdiotSigh]

Republican women love Trump
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Former Guy, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' our you-know-what
Colludin' with you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"

[Rockefeller Owl 🦉 @IdiotSigh]

I feel like this is a trick question

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Do you let your dog sleep with you in bed?

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Just logging in to see if we’re still fucked. We are, bye.

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Nature is healing.

[ABC News @ABC]

A suspected poacher found dead in a South African national park is believed to have been killed by an elephant, park officials said. https://t.co/iHhls5NTNE

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My timeline is flooded with dead pets

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@codekittyio @DunlevyCarol @Angry_Staffer @RepLizCheney @AdamKinzinger I feel the same, what a fckn low bar that we applaud saying the sky is blue. But that’s where their party set the bar.

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@RobGeorge Elon Musk is a god.

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@RobGeorge 🤣🤣🤣

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For the first time in a while, I feel proud of where I come from. Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 has the highest percentage of fully vaccinated people. A true public health accomplishment and example of people uniting & doing their part.

[The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I]

I protect your right not to stand for the anthem in public school. That way we can save the failing grades for Bridgitte’s sixth grade civics report card.

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I’m allergic to the word “worship”

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@AmandaLandy Yes 🙌🏼 brava

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Ok, let’s start with Fox and OANN

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Protesters against vaccine mandates chant "Defund the Media" in front of the New York Times building.

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@SkyWatcherChick @JeetKuneDoe Agreed. My 20s were such a dumpster fire

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@kurteichenwald Omg

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@Fpl_lawyer I think the fear and anticipation was the worst part, and I’m glad to have the extra protection 🙏🏻

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Friends, I got my covid booster and flu shot today. For some reason I am having a lot of anxiety. My mom got horrible side effects from the third shot.

I know I made the right decision. I have underlying illness and don’t want to end up in hospital with covid or dead.

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@Fpl_lawyer My anxiety was me driving myself crazy anticipating potential side effects. I took tylenol right after the shot and kept taking for 2 days just in case.

I got the usual soreness of the upper arm, tiredness, and a swollen underarm lymph node. Nothing horrible.

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@ElleWoodsEsq @PommyMommy85 @patriottakes And photoshop/filter her teeth

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Parenting isn’t this trivial thing to do haphazardly because we’re obsessed with careers.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no job warrants denying parents leave.

I’m sure someone can fill in for Pete for 2 months without us dying. I mean we didn’t even have a president from 2017-2021.

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I took 6 weeks to address my mental well-being. It was the only thing between me and wasting 3 years of PhD work and folding. We have fetishized nonstop work and the “self made.” We need community and we need help. We also need breaks.