IdiotsAbound

Snarkcasm is my love language. I'm here to find a wife. No, not really. Recovering evangelical. Lifelong and never-again Republican. I am me.

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@Wendilynn66 They're all quarantined for Covid.

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@justky1018 Is it an application process or a tryout?

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@justky1018 Stop paying. They'll break up with you.

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@JoJoFromJerz The previous administration has no balls so a "kick in the groin" shouldn't hurt or be an issue. Man up.

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@briannaboswellx Did you eat it in that changing room? If so, you cleaned up well.

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What an impressive pictorial recap of my childhood and that of a whole generation. Amazing the memories these images recall... Thank you.

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@Grasshopper2049 If I ever end up in some old person's home, I want it stocked with ALL of those items from my childhood. Imagine how rejuvenating that would be... #SharkTank

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@tat2skatermom For inspiration, you should watch "Cool Hand Luke," a great Paul Newman movie. You'll thank me later.

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Thank god it's this easy to make people stop talking about me.

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Don’t talk shit about anyone who retweets me mmmkay

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@koan4u He is NOT going to age well.... Ick.

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@MeidasTouch It's sickening how clever and smart he thinks he is. The typical socially awkward, smart kid who NEVER was accepted as a kid and now thinks he's finally cool. Not sure why Texans vote for him...

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@BastardProphet @colourmesad And Boris's wife Natasha.

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@RawBeanCoal I'll admit even had it filled half of the image, I still wouldn't have noticed!

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@RawBeanCoal What plant? 🤨

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@BisBack4good Congrats! Is she smart enough to create an alt to keep following you?

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@BisBack4good Hey, whatever works. And good luck finding her. Keep us posted!

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@JoJoFromJerz @jaketapper @Eagles I had the same reaction but wasn't going to admit it publicly...

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@Emmyjewel A quick google search ONLY references Fucker Carlson related to those search terms so I'm guessing it's completely false. (No corroborating references)

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@Emmyjewel It's Fox News. Only has a 50-50 chance to begin with.