Idle

The absolute grip the vox has on me rn

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

When cicero is mentioned in any context I’m just thinking about the freaked out jester from skyrim - the other one is none of my concern

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why does flour & sugar come in the worst possible packaging lol

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cat owners meow more than the cats themselves.

[Idle @IdleAntagonist]

@Kaparius2 Someone get me the 3D print model rn!!

[🦎 @269a0a]

no baby we got that Letter

[princess @x6769420]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[ves🍂🏚🐰 @vspxxz]

I dont kinkshame anything but SHIT???? VOMIT????? hell naw im cutting ya off

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have never opened Shazam without being in a rushed panic.

[Idle @IdleAntagonist]

being a detransitioner is genuinely so embarrassing

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ms. paige victoria ♡ 🍋 @citrusgirlpaige]

silicone lube is fucking crazy i feel like if you spilled this you could totally ruin your life

[Leon @demonlike_judge]

You're gonna have to hear me out on this but its so normalized for people to prioritize their romantic partners over friendships. Suddenly when i tell them a secret their partner knows too. If their partner becomes their new #1 and theyre still my #1 it feels isolating

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?