Otter Swimmer

He/Him

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

BREAKING 🚨

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell has been "Shattered across time and space," staffers report.

Pollsters predict "...this next election will be very, very interesting." (Reuters)

[CoreySG9 @CoreySG9]

If Kingdom Hearts IV gets ANY news at State of Play, Summer Game Fest or Xbox Games Showcase this June, I will share a copy of Kingdom Hearts IV with EVERY SINGLE PERSON who retweets this.

I'm not scared at all because NOTHING IS GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED.

[Otter Swimmer @OtterSPKEN]

YUGIOH OPINION: lil-la is the kind of lesbian to say the F slur then go full steam on ki-sikil.

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Einstein files confirm: "He was afraid of the aquabats and their powers."

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ICEE milking machine, is that anything?

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Hercules be like "You can't stop a true hero!" then says the N-word with 16 syllables.

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If balatro won the game awards, trump would have lost the erection.

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The monkees were the first vtubers.

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Crossing state lines for my gay crimes.

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Da Bug

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@PatStaresAt @GaoRush you're left

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I made covid 30 for fun.

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1 am is cereal, like if

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This is me, if you even care.

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Sorry ladies,
I'm only gay for cat boys with tentacles I visit in my mind palace.

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Gay bears in space 5: more space, more bears, more gay

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What kind of MANIAC would do this?!!!

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Going to write a movie called "honey, I'm gnome!" With extremely graphic sex scenes.

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Challenge run: mail boxes are speed limit signs.

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Use pin pad to complete transition