Lawrence Idume Egwu

Skit Maker, Author, Social Influencer and a Qualified Toxicologist. ❤

[Tayo Txn.🖤🇦🇷 @tayobeats_]

so does that mean…?

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

Growing up is realising that a lot of women are the “broke man” that they refuse to date

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Maresca was genius for this

Not hyped enough

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

Women will have a thick Man like this and still cheat💔💔💔💔

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Women only remember 3 things after break up.

The good things she did for you.
The bad things you did to her.
The bad thing she is going to do to you.

It doesn’t matter whether it was a 10 year relationship or a marriage. You never did anything good for her.

[DAZN Football @DAZNFootball]

Chelsea demolished PSG in the FIFA Club World Cup final💥

They meet again in the #UCL Round of 16👀

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

You women want to recreate literally everything asides common sense and accountability.

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

🇳🇬✨

[Ademola Lookman @Alookman_]

Proud to wear this badge for the first time, happy to get my first goal and even happier with the win. Aupa Atleti!! 🤍❤️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Defeating the champions of England, Spain & Italy. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸🇮🇹

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Update the graphic admin.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

SENEGAL ARE AFCON CHAMPIONS 🇸🇳🏆

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Morocco is building the world's largest football stadium, 115,000 capacity Grand Stade de Casablanca at a cost of $500 million.

Morocco will co-host the 2030 FIFA World Cup.

[Lawrence Idume Egwu @IdumePelin]

Wtf 😂💔

[Utakata_ @ndk3ree_zaddik]

@Emarged Day2

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Lawrence Idume Egwu @IdumePelin]

Emphasis on 'Pretty'.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

a picture like this from your pretty woman can make your whole day.