Ifonko

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@tudobams I said this earlier, the most dangerous Nigerian is not the corrupt politician. It's the educated especially APC members, and comfortable citizens who sees everything, understands everything, and says absolutely nothing. They are not neutral. They are complicit.

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

The most dangerous Nigerian is not the corrupt politician.

It's the educated, comfortable citizen who sees everything, understands everything, and says absolutely nothing. You are not neutral.

You are complicit!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@LanHubs @perlikspictures Shut up already!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@UKPOMACHEKWUBE @mieevyx Was the caption written in Spanish? Here is not Facebook please!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@Olusanyaoluwan2 May they unalive him. One vote less.

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@cokoisu Let them stomp on his chest like they did to that youth corper!

May he reap the rewards of his Renewed mandate.

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@cokoisu Call the Selfless leader!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@BwalaDaniel What a Shame!

Once You're inducted into APC... You are a saint with a brand new brain.

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@dushyant_reddy @StudyingGermany @Fintiba Did they return your money?

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@michael_loveday @FS_Yusuf_ @MiraculosNAIJa @PeterObi She is dead. She died yesterday

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@michael_loveday @firstladyship @PeterObi And she don die yesterday!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@mrdes___ @ChuksEricE Na she kill the guy? Idiot!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@TheDealEnvoy You want free labor but paying for her Uber is where you draw the line?
Long throat will be the death of some of you Nigerian men! You probably died of hunger in your past life. Ekpo itong mkpo!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@Steadi_lady You get? Cooking is a survival skill.

They go about behaving like they didn't eat in their former lives!

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

You spend £250 every week but you feel that you are doing a Nigerian woman a favor by giving her £50 to come and do free cooking for you.
Some of are just so stup/d. Imagine someone pausing their life for some hours in UK just to receive insult.

[À𝕓á𝕪ọ̀𝕞í @TheDealEnvoy]

So there was this Nigerian lady posting mouth-watering food content. Me, I like food, and honestly, good food is my biggest headache whenever I’m in the UK. I spend like £250 a week for my weekly food supply from Enish. When I saw her page, I thought, “Ah, finally! Someone close to me in London who can cook proper Naija food.”

I slid into her DM, we started talking, and somehow we agreed that she’d come over to my place and cook for me. I was genuinely excited, problem solved, right?

Out of pure goodwill (she didn’t even ask), I sent her £50 for transport. Just to encourage her. She didn’t acknowledge it, didn’t say thank you, nothing. After a while I called and casually asked if she saw the money I sent. Her reply? “Oh yeah, I saw it. What’s it for?”

I said, “it’s for your transport fare.”

This babe looked me in the eye (well, through the phone) and said £50 is not enough for her Uber. Meanwhile, from her place to mine is literally £15.50 on the Piccadilly line plus one short bus ride. I was shocked but I calmly asked, “do you take Uber everywhere you go in London?” Because in my head I was trying to understand, is this DJ Cuppy level? As in a Billionaire daughter vibes? Because from everything I’d seen, she didn’t look like it.

Her exact words were, “If you can’t afford Uber for me to come, then I’m not coming again.”

I just calmly said, “Okay, no problem. Please can you send the £50 back?” and dropped my account details.

Two days passed. Nothing. No refund, no message, nada.

It wasn’t until I made a random general post (no names, or @ ) just educating people that collecting money from someone with a promise and then disappearing can actually be treated as fraud in the UK, that’s when she flew into my DM cursing me out left and right. She sha finally sent my money back.

There are good Nigerian women o but the very entitled ones outnumber the good ones and that’s probably because Nigerian men are simps and the women have been conditioned to see every relationship as transactional. They treat every man approaching them as a cash cow. I am much older now so I can’t simp for any woman. We need to teach our young men never to simp for any woman. It limits your prosperity. Spend that money you are spending on that ungrateful babe on your family members. I have many interesting stories of my escapades with Nigerian women. One day I might write a book😂

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@TheDealEnvoy @AyoBankole You slid into her DM in your first tweet... To respond to someone now, it's "she slid into yours and said she go like cook for you"... As King Robert wey you be na? 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@Officialspeedaf Your services are poor. You people Lie shamelessly. Why would I recieve a mail that my order from Temu can't be delivered because my phone isn't available? Phone I hold to work with 24/7?

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@Simpledyoung @Waspapping_ Na one mama born dem? 😂 😂

These clowns eh.

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@KawuGarba @The_Umdazz @NetflixNaija Clowns 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Ifonko @If0nk0]

@KawuGarba @NetflixNaija I believe you understand the dialect.