If Lands Could Kill

Magic: the Gathering for novices, by novices. Weekly comedy MTG podcast and not-so-weekly Versus videos.

[Fun Time Boy @knife_city]

15 years clean, still going strong! One of my next goals is to get back into the content creation space. I miss all you filthy fucks!

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

Happy Halloween!

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

This is the beginning of the end...

[Fun Time Boy @knife_city]

That one time when @IfLandsCouldKil tried making intro music for a #HeavyMeta segment. Not well received by the fans 🤣

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

@MattyStudios @knife_city @Fetch_Shock Trying to stand on the port-a-potties of giants. Hhhhhhhhooooooo hhhhhhhhooooooo!

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

In case you were wondering, our last episode has been delayed for 'rona related reasons. Both boys are fine but because they love their fellow podcaster, they are playing it safe. Just like you should, America! #putyourgoddamnnosein

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

The moment you've been waiting for, the results of the #ILCKchallenge are........a secret. You'll have to wait until our final episode to find out who won. Because of familial commitments our last episode will be coming out next Friday. #IfLandsCouldEat

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

This weight loss competition starts NOW and ends Thanksgiving morning. Whoever loses the most weight wins!

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the #ILCKChallenge2! Our fierce competitors are at it once again. This time the stakes are higher! The challenge will also serve as a countdown to the last ILCK episode ever! #IfLandsCouldEat

Who do you have your money on?

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

The challenger, weighing in at 235.8 lbs, is @tehHotSauce. The card he is wagering is an Expedition Overgrown Tomb. Can he stop drinking beer and Doordashing burritos long enough to take the title from the champ?

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

@ThaRealTomPorte The final ep indeed. Stay tuned because you never know what these crazy boys are up to next 😋

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

@LizbethEden It's crazy, we spent half of every episode talking about dicks, refused sponsors, said fuck you to a patreon and haven't put out an episode in over a year and WotC still hasn't given us a Charging Badger reprint to preview. I don't know what we are doing wrong!

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

He can't stop, won't stop podcasting about MTG. Check out this weeks @Fetch_Shock podcast where @knife_city fulfills his duties as the unofficial third member of the cast...... duties 😝.......but no time for that now, go listen!

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

Our boy @knife_city is back again, and this time the boys embrace the hate as they chew through some of their least favorite Commanders to play against. Is your General on the list? Come find out!⚡️#MTG⚡️

https://t.co/AA3TWEWqWP

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

Our good friend @knife_city makes his return to the cast as he and Tyler settle the great Guild genre debate once and for all. You REALLY don't want to miss this one⚡️#MTG⚡️

https://t.co/AA3TWEWqWP

[If Lands Could Kill @IfLandsCouldKil]

Your boy @knife_city doing what he does best, ramble into a mic. He also may have mentioned something about the future of If Lands Could Kill. Check it out!

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

Our good friend @knife_city makes his return to the cast as he and Tyler settle the great Guild genre debate once and for all. You REALLY don't want to miss this one⚡️#MTG⚡️

https://t.co/AA3TWEWqWP

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

This week the boys are joined by their good friend @knife_city and as you expect, chaos ensues. Episode 57 is LIVE!!! Come join the madness⚡️#MTG⚡️

https://t.co/AA3TWEWqWP

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

@knife_city https://t.co/f6i3Q303cF 🤙🏼

[⚡Fetch & Shock MTG⚡ @Fetch_Shock]

⚡️GIVEAWAY TIME!⚡️
To celebrate our 1 Year Anniversary we’re giving away an entire Commander deck and a F&S playmat!

To enter:
⚡️Follow us⚡️
⚡️RT this tweet⚡️

Get more entries by replying with a question(MTG or otherwise) and joining the F&S Discord! GL! #MTG

[Thomas Conyers @_ThomasCubed]

#MTG community hit me with your set ups to play paper magic. Im getting stir crazy. Also if you wanna play dm me. #MagicTheGathering #playwithme @IfLandsCouldKil