Our Hero

Writer. DM. Imagine Sisyphus Happy. Hail Eris! Hail Bob! Turtles all the way down. Satan is the Protagonist. #Discordia #Subgenius #Discworld #DnD

[Our Hero @IfLeftUntreated]

@tnkaylor The brain is actually nothing like a computer, it's more of a highly selective space-time sieve that interprets vibrational feedback.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

I wonder what would happen if I made only Hegel jokes for like a month straight. I bet I would get a ton of new followers.

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Insurance rates are higher for spaceships that are yellow, black, or red, as they are easily mistaken for comets, the void, or space-squid

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Remember parents, it is never too early to teach your kids about the Hegelian Dialectic.

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

The robots of tomorrow don't beep or whirr. They hiss, singing of terrible contracts & dark knowledge. Server rooms are new gardens of eden

[Kitar Flynn Vulphrim @KitarKitsune]

Sometimes you need a third chance. #DiceShaming #dnd #DungeonsAndDragons

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Botanical demons are summoned with fire, which they mistake for a second, warmer sun. Ivy fingers reach down your chimney, hungry for light

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Keep telling yourself that. https://t.co/HIl1vNgauo

[🆘 🇺🇦 Rev Magdalen moved to 🦋 @revmagdalen]

I bet there's a German word for something that's always underfoot until you want to find it, then it's nowhere.

[cursed images @cursedimages_2]

cursed image 978

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

Unicorn fawns are jet black and fuzzy, for warmth and camouflage. They shed this fur as their horns grow and their mothers grow distant

[Kitar Flynn Vulphrim @KitarKitsune]

Bad Decisions: Creating Quest Opportunities since the Apple.
#DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #DnDMeme

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Wow

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Ideas aren't people. They don't have rights. You can criticise & ridicule them. It's not bigotry. That accusation is to silence you.

[Our Hero @IfLeftUntreated]

@FlatEarthReal I'm with you, brother.

[a drowsy bird @adrowsybird]

even the illusion is an illusion

[Kofi @Kofimagne]

This is how some of y'all look on Christian Twitter

[Nuclear Winter @4SLars]

You had me at dystopian totalitarian state.

[Our Hero @IfLeftUntreated]

Wait, you compete for trophies...on Twitter? Like awards for doing well? That's like getting a ribbon for not shitting yourself in public.