amy

giggled and wiggled !

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

Some people are so incapable it’s insane

[Hateful Cretin @FailenTenma]

@DaveFreese6

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

@heyitsandy_ A couple weeks ago I clicked “read all” on iMessage and haven’t looked back. I’m only at 28 unread messages so far 🫠

[andy @heyitsandy_]

the world continues to revolve and the horrors of my calls and messages persists😭

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

I really snapped when I drew my line at cocaine like that shit would’ve had me hooked faaaaast as fuck

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

You and your anger management classes matter baby I’m sorry for being a hater

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

I’m realizing when someone has something a little off about them or their face it’s probably just fetal alcohol syndrome

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

I would see that quote as a 14 year old and be like hell yeah that’s why I won’t ever be abuse and now at 24 it’s like

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

We accept the love we think we deserve turned out to be very true in a really heartbreaking way

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[jerome “no more pubes” hunter @seanUTmiller]

My brothers chat gpt prompt. (Thank you for the plus account)…. Guy is a certified retard

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

How do you make it to the point in life that you can form complete sentences but not think that god (the thing you’ve never heard seen smelled) MIGHT not be real

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

i accidentally found out that god might not be real so now every day feels like this

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

Why am I crazy like there are worms in my brain

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Surely there's some Chinese pharmaceutical company making quaaludes right. Like they can't just be fully lost to time

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh

[*•.¸ ℳ𝑜𝓈𝓀𝓇𝓎 ¸.•* @Mmimiskry]

House MD it’s a downward spiral, they get you thinking ur about to watch a sitcom about an asshole doctor being quirky and end up watching a chronically ill man destroying himself over guilt and grief with a side plot of homoerotic tension

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

comparing people who smoke excessively to people who drink excessively is like coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

Let me INN PLEEEASSSEE

[amy @Iightlytoasted]

This whole Ukraine shit gotta end bro I need to go to Chernobyl