Ervan Jeppson III

baseball, hot dogs, and Malort.
just a new england guy living in Chicago.

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@mattlindner Do you have any good stories from this gig that you can share? Memorable races?

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@BaseballSamrva @EmoKidsAnonPod My thoughts exactly

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@mattlindner I've been looking for these, there was even a buzz balls rep at my Jewel and I asked her about them and she said she never heard of these ones 🙄.

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@chicagobars Chicago Cut, go to the bar and ask for Greg

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@mattlindner That is VERY green

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@mattlindner Hey we got 3 more outs

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@mattlindner Is this as good as the eagle park seltzer one?

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@_asstard Plz don't give him ideas

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In my late 30s, been a baseball junkie for 25 years, and watching PCA have a 40/40 season is the third greatest pleasure I've had the experience of watching, next to growing up in New England watching the Sox break the curse in 04 and moving to Chicago and living downtown in 16.

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We are getting dangerously close to bargaining with Jesus for the Cubs to clinch.

Look, after 2016 we shouldn't need it this bad, but this team, this season, they've been too damn good to come this close and not make something of it.

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@mattlindner Well, where is he?

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@mattlindner Please share your wisdom for interested parents! Been thinking about this for the past year and just haven't found the right opportunity yet.

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@mattlindner I just said to the wife, "I can't be doing this on a Tuesday in September."

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@noahs_corner I just started The Evil Dead last night. First one is ROUGH (some great shots and Bruce Campbell is great, just very slow paced until the third act), but I'm told the next few are fantastic.

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@_asstard @barstoolsports @mostlysports @VivaLaStool @clubtrillion @BFW @RealCGriff @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings

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@transyapper7781 You've been yellow mustarded, we live in garbage, nail gun, hot dog timmy, great grandmas

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@RBFreel0ader @transyapper7781 Do you sell water boobs?

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@_asstard Bro, I feel like you never have good flying experiences. You have to be running out of airlines you're willing to fly on.

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@noahs_corner I had a conversation with a friend that and we both agreed that it's strange how much less press this is getting compared to Weapons and Barbarian pre-release.

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@_asstard As in play baseball.

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