Ijackaa Imoite

I am part of the solution to chaos and a sober professional mind. Do it with me

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

Good idea! A railway line would do wonders but it depends on pririty https://t.co/ZENN4xDUmw

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

We have agreed to build a road from Karamoja, through Kenya, if the Kenyan government gives us permission, to South Western Ethiopia so that we can do business with Ethiopia.

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@AcmeKenya @ki4bli

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

Building skills for impact!
AcmeKenya & @Amref_Kenya held a materials development training for #TuchezeTustawi equipping teams to create resources that empower youth through sports, mental health & inclusion. #YouthEmpowerment

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@AcmeKenya @ki4bli

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

Amref Africa in Kenya with Tucheze tustawi @Ijackaa @Amref_Kenya

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

Building skills for impact!
AcmeKenya & @Amref_Kenya held a materials development training for #TuchezeTustawi equipping teams to create resources that empower youth through sports, mental health & inclusion. #YouthEmpowerment

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@AcmeKenya @Amref_Kenya Tucheze Tustawi!...Play and Thrive!

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

Milestones!

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

The song says let's all play with our children at the community level as Amref Tucheze Tustawi says for our benefit @AcmeKenya

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

Amref Africa in Kenya with Tucheze tustawi @Ijackaa @Amref_Kenya

[WFP in Kenya @WFP_Kenya]

This week, we were honoured to have Dr. Nataša Pirc Musar @nmusar, the President of Slovenia🇸🇮 formally launch a @WFP-led initiative that aims to boost food security in Kenya’s drylands.

The Slovenia-funded project is promoting beekeeping, restoration of degraded rangelands, and strengthening cross-border peace targeting communities in the often drought-affected Mandera, Marsabit, Samburu, Turkana & Wajir counties.
🇸🇮🤝🇰🇪

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@kezagloria44 Some lessons in life are learnt while you grow up and it is only learnt by doing. It is quite unavoidable. Mistakes have to be made to learn. At least, now you know.

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@kezagloria44 🥰👌

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@kezagloria44 next @kezagloria44 is NRM elections!

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

Good cross border initiatives yielding peace

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

The cross border One year anniversary of the SPREAD project which we participated in was celebrated by the border communities i.e. Toposa and Turkana in Nadapal Kenya @Ijackaa @apadlodwar

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

The cross border One year anniversary of the SPREAD project which we participated in was celebrated by the border communities i.e. Toposa and Turkana in Nadapal Kenya @Ijackaa @apadlodwar

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@kezagloria44 We always come from somewhere and have made mistakes. Those are the things that made you. Keep reminiscing @kezagloria44

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

Today, we commemorate the #DayOfTheAfricanChild. This year's theme is inclusive planning and budgeting to safeguard children’s rights and well-being. Every child has the right to grow and reach their full potential. @Ijackaa

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@AcmeKenya Let us honour the days @AcmeKenya

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

@Laxmana_Kiptoo Nice sharing and timelines. Let us all purposes to offer constructive review to the regulations @AcmeKenya

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

The validity of the after active life. No one ever shares how the women do after. It is just the challenges of men. Men bear the true burden

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

DEAR MEN,

If you are married, and your wife goes to the gym but you don't, I have to tell you something. At the end of the gym session, there is something some gyms call "warm down", while others simply call it "stretch".

Your wife will lie on the ground facing up, her arms spread in surrender, while the gym instructor stands between her legs.

He will then take one of her legs and streeeeeeetch it to the extreme end until she unleashes some sound that I can guarantee you has nothing to do with pain. He will then do the same to the other leg.

He will proceed to hold various parts of her anatomy and push and pull them widely like he paid dowry for her.

Then he will grab both legs together and push them towards her head, making her have this pose taken straight out of Satan's adultery guidebook.

She will make that sound again!

You need to see what these women wear to the gym to understand this pose.

The institution of marriage is being burnt alive in these gyms.

When done, in a voice your wife has never used when talking to you, she will say goodbye to him and assure him that "kesho tutafanya ile ingine". She will have a genuine smile and his fisi enzymes will be at their most aggressive.

As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!

We either go to the gym with these ladies or ban gym visits altogether.

Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you! #MasculinitySaturday

[Ijackaa Imoite @Ijackaa]

Cross Border initiatives for sustainable peace and development in the respective corridors!

[AcmeKenya @AcmeKenya]

cross Border consultation and planning for the formation of the Chiefs Forum for Turkana West and Kaabong/Kotido Districts in Moroto