Maddison Ilott

very talented at being small and breaking stuff. Engaged to the best man in the world 💕

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

@Bradley01026281 @yeexlim Mine is sold, sorry!

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

@CallumThomass Could do £160 for a gold?

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

@CallumThomass I have a 4 day GOLD camping, great price for quick sale ☺️

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

@BrettGrant03 I have a 4 day GOLD camping, great price for quick sale ☺️

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

@keeliewinn I have a 4 day GOLD camping going due to poor health meaning I can’t go 😔 Great price for quick sale, dm if interested xx

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

Everyone posting about how much weight they've lost in the run up to summer and I'm like PLEAZE

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And here I am, I've met the love of my life, getting married and planning a life with him...I am so so lucky - I've never been so happy. https://t.co/kwczljZgI6

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

*Pauses my own existential crisis induced anxiety attack to listen to my best friend be upset*

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Planning wedding jewellery is a lot more hassle if you've insisted on putting lots of holes in your ears apparently...

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

Cfs is fucking bullshit 😒😔 #everydayspoonythought

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

This is my life now. Wow.

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

Counting down the hours till OITNB is on Netflix

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

When a nurse who doesn't know you or your file says 'it's fine, we'll just weigh you now real quick'

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

If 'I'll make a cup of tea' isn't THE MOST British thing to say to your kid having a breakdown over another health relapse idk what is

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

I just bought an expensive earring for it too 😩😩😩

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

Turns out my shitty A&E doctor ripped out my new tragus piercing when she took my temperature so I have to wait for it to heal & re do it 🙄😤

[Maddison Ilott @IlottMaddison]

Having two days off in a row makes me so suspicious. I'm actually so paranoid Im an illiterate idiot and am misreading the rota