THE BOSTON GAY

I've kissed death a thousand times before

[THE BOSTON GAY @ImAwful]

gonna tell my kids this is the Declaration of Independence

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[THE BOSTON GAY @ImAwful]

Molly the bird to Kelly Clarkson

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird?

KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata.

JUDY: Amma wamma what?

CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own.

STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird.

JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart.

CLARKSON: It had a sign.

[Zach @ZachNewYork]

Me to the overpriced bird hanging in the Brooklyn tchotchke shop

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[THE BOSTON GAY @ImAwful]

2015-ass humor

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Just a reminder that Boston exists on Hoodmaps and these are some of the neighborhood descriptions.

"The Mafia IT"

"2 mill for a home with no backyard"

https://t.co/3UgXJI0k55

[THE BOSTON GAY @ImAwful]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[$RI♩෴ @sristea24]

Risking everything to ratio Azealia banks

[Dean @ideanoc17]

hmmmm

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

chromatica (2020)

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

The White House wants you to download a tracking device.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

A PSA: do NOT download the White House app. It is doing something very weird with the sandbox permissions you give it. Which I’m not sure yet, but is likely against every service term and developer agreement on earth. I downloaded it so you don’t have to onto an air gapped old iPad. It is phoning home, asking for way too much personal data, and attempting to bypass location services permissions. Aside from the propaganda, it’s a security nightmare.

[THE BOSTON GAY @ImAwful]

Me watching from a stall

[Variety @Variety]

Matthew McConaughey exposed himself to Jimmy Kimmel in the bathroom at the #Emmys when he saw the late night host was upset.

“My friend [Cleto Escobedo III] passed away and it was in [In Memoriam tribute] and I started getting choked up and I went to the bathroom. I’m washing my hands and I notice next to me — I mean, right next to me — Matthew McConaughey is at the urinal," Kimmel recalled. "He sees that I’m upset and he’s like, ‘Hey, you OK?’ And I told him what happened and he is again at the urinal, and he turns to me and he gives me a very nice hug — he hugs me very warmly — and I am hugging him for a little while, and I said, ‘Is your penis out?’ And he said, ‘Yes it is. Yes it is.’ And he says, ‘In fact, I’m going to rub it up against you a little bit’... That did lighten the moment considerably and Cleto would have loved that very much.”

Woody Harrelson emerged from a bathroom stall and saw the incident: “I never try to grade or critique what other people are doing, and I figured you guys, whatever your thing is, I didn’t want to be the guy to say, ‘No, not in the restroom at the Emmys!’ But I did hear you say that [you were upset] and that’s why afterwards we were all out in the hall and had a group hug. I’m sorry to hear about that.”

https://t.co/1v16sb7ws2

[victory🎑 @rainsblog]

i know that i live in a cultural bubble as a gay person living in a coastal city but it’s genuinely hard for me to conceptualize the sort of person that enjoys ed sheeran enough to pay for tickets to go to his concert. that’s been the most shocking part of this whole thing for me

[FAWN @daehatesyou]

“give us another chance” as they’ve been in passing the fuck u nigga die bill every week for the past 2 years

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

“although it’s unclear exactly to whom”

??????

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.