Luigi strikes me as the kind of guy who has like 3 real estate companies on the side. Invested in Doordash at its inception. Everyone cheers on Mario jumping on Koopa Troopas and grabbing Power Stars while Luigi donates half of his millions to Goomba Deflattening Funds.
Me: How was school today?
Audrey (6yo): Great! I did Girl Group at recess.
Me: What’s “Girl Group”?
Audrey: Me and [3 other girls] walk around, pick up trash, and help sad kids feel better