Jessica Delapeña

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

You’re still the one by Shania Twain will forever be a top favorite 🎶

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

You ever pick up a weight that’s too heavy for you but your pride won’t let you put it down because too many people watched you pick it up... cause same.

[Bahe @BebBahe]

Anyone else’s gf’s feet colder than a polar bear ass all the time

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

Anyone is Johnson knows the run to the cemetery and back is this exact feeling lolllll.

[Kate Pipher @kate_pipher]

as someone who *runs* but isn’t like *super* great at running, i love the accountability of planting season. at all times, there are at least two tractors on either side of me. anytime I am tempted to stop & walk I say to myself, “no Kate, the farmers cannot know you’re weak”

[Spencer Durler @SPENCER_durler]

The Tiger King himself was born in Garden City. This actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

[schnitt talk @schnitt_talk]

quarantining with your roommate day 1 vs day 14

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

@abbylicon BIG MAD

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

I walked into the office this morning happy and said ,”I literally always miss the morning traffic!!! and my boss goes “Yeah because you’re always late...”

[9mmᴇ @Inbandsitrust]

*wakes up in the middle of the night*

*checks phone & still has hours of sleep*

me:

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

A player could steal 60 bases a year for 22 straight seasons and Ricky Henderson would still have more stolen bases. This is insane. �

[Lane✌🏻 @LanePeace]

I wish Grandpa’s never died

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

@wilbeckj when you’re good you’re good 💁🏼‍♀️

[ms. nicole @sugarbrookieee]

“snort crack or text your ex back”
me:

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

@wilbeckj Me

[Jessica Delapeña @ImJessSayin]

@wilbeckj true.

[Elissa Knipp @ElissaKnipp]

Just a heads up to everyone anywhere. I will eat your pickle if you don’t want it. Thank you.