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I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
Certain other bridges in London think they're so cool getting a Twitter account. Well they're not. I'm the coolest bridge in London. Official.
London
Joined July 2009
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I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@NYCsidewalker
Look the other direction. There's a much better view from my west side.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
A small dog just wolfed down the remnants of a kebab, couldn't handle the chilli sauce and quickly redeposited it on my pavement. Ugh!
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
Hahaha humans - your umbrellas won't protect you from my wobbly paving stone that squirts dirty water up your trouserleg.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
Could someone please squirt a few bottles of Imperial Leather shower gel up and down my pavements? I want to enjoy this power shower.
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Londonist
@Londonist
London news, London events, London people, London everything
nxthompson
@nxthompson
CEO @theatlantic. Going out of business soon, since 1857. Author of “The Running Ground" and host of "The Most Interesting Thing in AI."
Autoliefhebber
@auto_liefhebber
Het laatste autonieuws, rechtstreeks uit de garages van onder andere de automerken, oldtimers, Top Gear F1 en NASCAR.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@SFBayBridge
Hey cousin, they're all yours if you can send someone over to collect them. One of the scarves is accessorised with dog dirt.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
Five odd gloves and two scarves on me right now. I might go into competition with The Gap soon.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@sallycrawford No. I deliberately keep that paving stone wobbly for my own entertainment. It's brought me hours of pleasure.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
A guy holding festive carrier bags tripped on my loose paving stone. I heard a crunchy tinkle. And swearing. Not so happy Christmas for him.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
In general the besuited masses don't wear grippy shoes. So they're the ones who suffer from slippy pavements the most. That makes me happy.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
That's three businessmen on their arses. And eight with water up their leg from my wobbly paving slab. I love snow.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@MummyBarrow
You're right. The kind of jumpers I have on me aren't made if wool. They're made of sadness and broken dreams.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
Yes people. It's cold. Stop talking about it and put on a bloody jumper.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@Toratapp
The Bible's always been full of smut! you have read Song of Solomons haven't you? Pure erotica. Even in the King James Version.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
@_chalkie_
Yes Graham. Some drunken Shoreditch twit managed to drop an iPad between the cracks in my paving stones. My troll loves it.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
over 15 years ago
Yawn *stretch*. What happened? Did I miss anything?
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
almost 16 years ago
@MayorWatch
Nope. But a dog has decorated my pavement nearby to distract people from the houmousy smear.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
almost 16 years ago
Miffed: Someone spills a small £18 pot of organic houmous on me. Delighted: A Belgian tourist in sandals slips on it.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
almost 16 years ago
@NickPoole1
Thanks Nicholas. That's like my family photo album. Lovely.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
almost 16 years ago
@bslistener
I understand. I was really disappointed I had to carry your underwhelming arse. Everyone's glad you're off Facebook though.
I'm London Bridge
@ImLondonBridge
almost 16 years ago
@girlonetrack
http://twitpic.com/27cwqo - Nice shot of me. Although it looks like you took it in 1973 and lost it in a drawer for 35 years.
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