[oops]

fuck it, we ball ‼️

[red 🍉 @RedIsADumbass]

ive seen more people mourn discussingfish than kirk

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

calling in lovesick to work

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

People aren’t even human anymore

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Imagining having sex with a narcissist and they moan their own name

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

https://t.co/O0TdgldMdK

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What the fuk these niggaz puttin In the lettuce mane

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[ꉂָ @omgitslapoild]

niggas who been a bum they whole life naming they son a jr is top 2 selfish things of all time

[Love, nimah. @Nimahhhh27]

“long distance open situationship” you are under spells

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Nick @Santennisballs]

who's more performative guys into goth mommys or girls into nerdy boys

[Billy Mitchell @BillyPacMan]

Fuck Mordecai and Rigby

[dylan🧜‍♂️ @tweetsbydylan]

the state of california will issue a drivers license to ANYBODY

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil