C-PapMattchine

quit my job.

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

When you don’t want to be high anymore.

[Sky @SkyTheViking]

I CAN'T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

Big things happening

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

My kind of family content ❤️

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

being the movie nerd I am I had to do one of these....
we start off Avatar VS Robocop ? 😂😂😂 and keep going

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

Once you hit your 30s, you and your friends just kind of phase out of playing Duck, Duck, Goose. It happens naturally.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

The quality of photos we’re already getting from the moon is incredible

[wyatt @gorilla_rape]

the single best sora

[Goh_Billy @GohBilly1]

A new and more expansive collage of fighting game characters engulfed in flames.

[Belts By Dan @BeltsByDan]

New Jack

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

louis theroux getting picked up by the manosphere from his hotel room in marbella

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

@Steven_Hyden I am in complete agreement of this list. Thank God for Nugs!

[Ronnie Jarrard COMMISSIONS OPEN @RonDangerSolo]

Robocop is made all the more immersive if you watch it on Tubi because inbetween the movie's fake commercials, it'll cut to real ads with AI people trying to sell you gambling apps.

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

@SmalltimeJones Five Guys CEO in full bondage licking burger grease on the floor on a shooting gallery, “we give you extra fries!!!”

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

culver's ceo comes out with a butterburger with a side of cheese curds and iceless rootbeer. "i'm gonna fuck this hamburger. tonight i'm losing my hamburginity to this succulent fuckburger." he pulls out a knife. "don't you fucking look away you pig. you hideous swine."

[gabe @allgarbled]

Does it make me unc if I automatically read it in his voice?

[Essenger @EssengerMusic]

ai music producers are cooked. i just wrote a song using an acoustic guitar..

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

@WillSloanEsq @JohnCleese Com’onnnn

[C-PapMattchine @ImMattMan]

@TurmShrub https://t.co/2H3CGjxrDa