Michael Schafer

Gentleman farmer 👨‍🌾 & Gastroenterologist @Midwest_GI

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

We can all go back to not caring about soccer again.

[Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 @HanShawnity]

It's crazy to think that just 80 years after we literally nuked their cities, Japan is one of our closest friends and is commemorating our Independence Day with a fireworks show, while Palestinians are still mad that their great great grandparents had to move a few miles after losing a war they started and now need to murder as many people as possible for the rest of time.

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@ClayTravis Great if you don’t mind the fact that we completely capitulated to Iran.

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The best post of all time.

[G @stevensongs]

Elon Musk has enough money now to fix every McDonald's ice cream machine, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@HurrdatOne It would only work if it would be on the streetcar route.

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@joelschafer It’ll blow up if it’s on the street car route!

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@Chris_arnade We would love to have you in Omaha. If you need a place to stay, you’re welcome at our place.

[Canada Roast @CanadaRoast]

Canada USA Gold Medal Game Result

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@joelschafer We’re a second half team

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@joelschafer Go old school and listen to the radio feed!

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@neontaster That’s why they keep getting elected. Were the problem.

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@SeanTrende Go ‘skers!

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@joelschafer They deserve it

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@EconTalker I find myself rewatching old movies. Or watching old movies for the first time. I’m 49 years old, and I feel the same way you do.

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@charlescwcooke @mawrightjr “Illustrations by…” that’s enough to make me lol.

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@charlescwcooke Honest question: Are you afraid to travel back to see your family in light of that last sentence in your article?

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

Like she read @NoahCRothman corner post.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

"According to a senior law enforcement official, the shooter, Robin Westman, visited the church weeks ago under the pretext of wanting to reconnect with the Catholic faith at the school, which the shooter once attended...Investigators believe that, from this visit, Westman created the detailed, hand-drawn diagram of the church’s interior."
https://t.co/pTzHBsRri6

[Michael Schafer @ImMikeSchafer]

@SciGuySpace @NoahCRothman We were there in nineteen-fucking-sixty-nine.

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