Skurt Rers

Because the internet is for jokes

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake's lip begins to quiver as he watches the Mayweather v Pacquiao highlights.

"I wish you hugged me like that when we fight," he weeps.

[Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody]

YKNOW PHANEUF HAS AN UPPER BODY INJURY FER SURE, ITS CALLED A BROKEN HEART FROM NOBODY STICKIN UP FER HIM WHEN ERIC STALL TRIED TA KILL HIM!

[Skurt Rers @ImNakedATM]

@hamsandcastle im sure they olaf'ed at this one pretty hard

[İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي @iyad_elbaghdadi]

If you "love Islam" you should be standing up to the extremists and the sectarians and the terrorists too. Not just the Islamophobes.

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Ferguson testimony shows unorthodox forensics, with Wilson bagging own gun, washing hands http://t.co/t1h770MQnb

[Skurt Rers @ImNakedATM]

@DinkMagic what are they doing?

[Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody]

YKNOW AND ANOTHER THING I WENT TO THE BAKE SHOP TADAY AND ASKED FER "PURE BREAD" AND THEY MUSTA BEEN ALL SOLD OUT

[Don Cherry Parody @DonCherryParody]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HEY WHOA WHOA HEY HEY HEY NOW WHOA NOW WHOA HEY COME ON NOW WHOA WHOA HEY WHO ARE THE ARIZONA COYOTES

[KidRock @KidRock]

"I've always had a love of country music" - Kid Rock

[dud chumpylips @amfmpm]

guys! the Ouija's moving!
N I G H T F E V E R
oh shit
N I G H T F E V E R
oh SHIT
W E K N O W H O W 2 D O I T
wait this is a BeeGee board

[Skurt Rers @ImNakedATM]

@hamsandcastle A+

[Brandon @BrandonTCX8]

"You must not only respect the pouch, but yourself as well." - Capri-Sun Tzu

[Jaden @jaden]

Kanye Is A Genius.

[Skurt Rers @ImNakedATM]

@mattytalks actually dirt biked around a volcano thanks for asking

[illumynous @illumynous]

On Oct 1, Germany abolished ALL University and College Tuition fees! http://t.co/OBFIiucBok

[RG3 @rascalgas]

Oilers should ask Tkachev's agent two questions:

1) How much?

2) Here it is

[Skurt Rers @ImNakedATM]

@hamsandcastle at reputation lvl 5 you can get with the cryptographer. Added bonus: Lvl 8 his voice dub changes to Allen Rickman

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if facebook is down for you try facebooth - just come to Denny's sit in a booth and have a face to face convo with your buddies